This story comes from a time when Timmy was gainfully employed, the staff at the factory where he worked had a Collection collection for his birthday and JC was on the unfortunate end of a mind-boggling phone conversation........
TJ - Staff the factory had a collection for me, for my birthday
JC - What did they get?
TJ - 20 bottles of lager. 20!! I'll never sup them
JC - What sort is it?
TJ - Alliber
JC - What? Do you mean Kaliber?
TJ - No, hold on I'll have a look...............long pause.............It's Stella
JC - For f***s sake, I've got to go now Timmy (hangs up)
