There was a list of Instructions Pasted on the door of the Office Loo. Giving us instructions like; Switch Off Lights, leave the loo clean; Treat the loo as you treat your home ka loo etc. basically some things which should not be said because they are common sense but well common sense is kind of uncommon.
The first thought that came to my mind when I saw the Instructions was, it has been put up at the wrong place. It should have been pasted on the ground, well that is where each of us are staring because we have mobiles in our hands. What? You don't carry mobile to the washroom?? Not even a book or a kindle? Err how do you pass time?
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Some new bank called IDFC is running a campaign at my office; plastic Adhaar Cards for free. When I went to get it; I came to know that they were even updating photographs. Wasn't it a golden opportunity? Like it happens with all, my adhaar card has the worst possible photo of mine and when I had tried telling this to the bugger at the enrollment center had quipped, "this isn't a photo studio".
So I came prepared today, hair shampooed, Lipstick applied and I was all set to go and then a colleague asked, "Where are you going with all this makeup?" My expression showed my displeasure at his comment.
A little later when another colleague (who knew where I was going) quipped, "see she has applied lipstick for photograph" I realized that may be I should start applying a little gloss and kajal so that even teeny weeny bit make up doesn't stand out so much that "Men" start noticing it.