A Sunny DAY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM…
The sun is out,
it may not last.
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Correction.
It will not last.
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We need to make the most of it!
Let’s go to the shops.
Buy all their meat,
have a barbecue.
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Don’t forget the booze,
make sure there’s enough.
There’ll be two of us drinking,
we don’t want to run out
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Six hundred cans of lager,
a case of premium cider.
Fourteen bottles of wine,
some whiskey and tequila.
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Get the kids some crisps,
a can of Coke to share.
Buy them a colouring book,
so they don’t get in our way.
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We’ll drink and eat until sundown,
then eat and drink some more.
There’ll be a row with the neighbours,
who think we’re being too loud.
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Eventually we’ll go to bed,
the garden will look like a bomb site.
We’ll clear it up in the morning,
where the forecast is for heavy rain.
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