Everyone knows that Nicki Minaj doesn’t take ish from anyone. Not only is she a bad bitch who does whatever she wants, she manages to do so while making some of the best facial expressions any human being has ever made. In our continuing efforts to be more like her any way we can, we’re taking a look at how Nicki deals with haters, basics, and really just anyone that doesn’t jive with her.
1. When you see that your ex’s new girl is definition downgrade.
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2. When the guy across from you on the subway starts clipping his toe-nails, and you’re too shocked/disgusted to do anything except find out if you’re the only one seeing it.
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3. When someone tries to convince you that Beyoncé didn’t have the album of the year.
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Just kidding, we totally respect Beck‘s artistry.
4. When you dress up to take Instagram photos just so your followers feel inferior.
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5. When someone posts a video of themselves trying to twerk.
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6. When the Chipotle employee tells you guac is extra and asks if you still want some.
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Like, yes, I know, and you bet your ass I do.
7. When your friend who drunk-dialed you at 3am to cry about how much her life sucks is now telling everyone at the party that she’s at a great place in her life.
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8. When everyone you know is on spring break and posting photos of their travels, and you’re just relieved you can stop shoveling snow.
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9. When someone tells you that you don’t have the dopest ass around.
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10. When you need that guy who rejected you in high school to rue the day without using any words.
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11. When you see that girl shamelessly trying to flirt at the bar, but it’s not cute and no one’s diggin’ it.
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12. When your friend just told you a story and now they’re repeating it for the fourth time in front of you.
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13. When you go out to lunch with a friend, order everything on the menu, and then your friend orders a piece of kale.
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14. When your friend teases you about that guy you used to crush on, and it’s cute, but soooo played out.
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15. When someone insults you, and you invoke this grown-up version of “I am rubber and you are glue.”
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Instead of being glue, it’s more who even are you?
16. When your best frenemy gives you a compliment that may be genuine, may be backhanded, but you DGAF because she still sucks.
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17. When throwing shade once simply doesn’t cover it.
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18. When you realize that no matter what you do, you make other people feel bad about how basic they are.
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