Not worth it

A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar
and offers to sell him contraband Viagra for 100 Egyptian
pounds.
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 20?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "How about 10?"
The Egyptian man says, "No, not worth it."
The stranger says, "Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the
U.S. How can you say they're not worth it?"
The Egyptian man says, "Oh, the pills are worth it -- my wife
isn't."
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 Frozen Windows

Wife sends a text message to her husband on a really cold
winter morning: Windows are totally frozen, will not open.
Husband replies: “Carefully pour some warm water over it
and tap the edges first with your hand, if that doesn’t work,
then gently with a hammer.”
15 minutes later, the wife texts back: “Oh no, I think the
laptop is now totally gone.”
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Exams in School
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Who remembers these awkward moments in school during
exams...
When the bright student tells the teacher that question 4 has
a problem, but you have already answered the said question
When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you have
finished and did not see anywhere the graph was required.
When the invigilator says, "Jump question 6, we will rectify it
later", but it was the question that you enjoyed most when
answering.
When you see people busy using rulers and you are
wondering what is going on!..
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