I was going through pictures from H2H on my phone the other day and came across the collection of curiously-named Bottled Water I amassed in the northern part of the country. This was one of the more humorous things I remembered from previous rides - it seems as though every province up north has its own home-grown ripoff of Aquafina. The names are nonsensical and often hilarious. Down south nearly every shop has the real deal, but for whatever reason it's a different story up there. I imagine the company's legal department could have a field day if they came across this. I now present 'The Many Bottled Water Brands of Northern Vietnam.'

Little did we know that Deadmaus has a relative in the bottled water business.

When in doubt just add a glacier and a bald eagle.