My Father never had a true College experience. He bounced around for the
better part of twelve years, eventually graduating with me in his arms
from Glassboro State, now Rowan University.

I’m not saying he’s a slouch my any means. He worked as a volunteer fireman for 25 years and was a policeman for 31 years while supporting a wife and two kids. My point is, he never had to deal with the crazy minds of college girls, let alone date them.

Hate away, but it’s true. Not across the board, but while at a Phillies
game one night this year, we had the opportunity to sit in front of a
row of college girls. Below are the topics that were discussed:

1. Steve from the dorm

2. Sleeping with Steve

3. Finding out Steve seduced two of the girl

4. Both girls finding out the other had been with Steve too

5. Protection

6. Drinkity drink drank drunk

7. Being a “Total shit show” (in relation to #6)

8. Birth control, different from #5 in that the conversation was based
on how large it made their boobs.

9. Cancer. All appear to be experts

10. Singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" (Our only interaction with the girls.
They couldn’t sing it. We harmonized. What? What was that? Whatever, your face is gay.)

11. Diabetes. The largest girl warning the others about the dangers.

12. I love your outfit.

So the roles were reversed the other night. Son educated father about college girls, and father related it to why men die first; because they want to.