I've had enough of SUVs lately. Driving recklessly, taking up two spots, off-roading meatheads. Are they intimidating? Possibly when merging into traffic on 95 or the beltway.

A wise friend recently told me any SUV is no long intimidating when you put the word Anal in front of it. Our humor is at a 4th grade reading level, we hope you enjoy.


10. Anal Explorer. I'm sure you're not the first.


9. Anal Navigator. Flaming. Literally flaming.


8. Anal Liberty. I think putting anal in front of the suv makes it sound less tough, but adding a girl in a floaty tube holding a banana? Words escape me.


7. Anal Envoy. Oh, you are a compact car, just big boned? Not your fault.


6. Anal Pilot. With all that room, it sure lets you pack it in the back.



5. Anal Armada. Bravely conquering one suburb at a time with bling.



4. Anal Rendezvous. All that pops into my head when I see this suv is a French guy saying "but I am le tired."


3. Anal Amigo. Is it really fun for a boy and a girl? Now sing the jingle in your head for the rest of today.



2. Anal Wrangler. Usually complemented with a 17 year old driving from mom's house the the beach and back. Totally OWNING those pieces of hard candy.


1. Anal Hummer. I feel like I've seen this for sale at some specialty boutiques. I also think the bumper sticker speaks for itself. Toolbox.


Please add more.

Runner ups were Isuzu Rodeo & Jeep Blazer.

If you're offended....well, if you can't laugh at the phrase Anal Wrangler, I think you need to do some soul searching.