Have you ever wondered who invented socks? What about what a squirrel would like on waterskis? The Internet has those answers and then some.
If you search long enough, you’ll stumble upon any number of Weird websites. Now before your mind goes too far into the gutter, we aren’t talking about anything on the dark side. It’s more like the quirky gray side with magenta and cyan polka-dots.
Is your curiosity piqued yet? If you’ve got some time on your hands (or you want to make some), check out these eight strange websites. You won’t be disappointed.
Do you have an annoying boss? What about that person you can’t stand? Like Jessica. Freakin’ Jessica.
Ever wish you could slap them? Ever wish you could slap them with an eel?
If you answered yes to all those questions, this site is the place for you. Move your cursor from right to left and watch the man on screen take an eel to the face.
Go as fast or as slow as you want. Pretend the man is your annoying boss or that bothersome friend. Take out all your frustration, then do it some more because, hey, it’s fun.
Eat eel, Jessica!
Feedthehead.net has everything you’re looking for. It’s a game, it’s trippy, and once you finish, you can do it all over again.
The object is simple: make the head disappear. But the how is the weird part. I won’t spoil it for you, but rest assured you will spend hours figuring it out.
And if you get stuck, the game will point you where you need to go, like pulling on the man’s cowlick to open his head. Or swapping out his nose for just the right one.
Everyone has those down days. Nothing’s going right, everything you touch turns to poo, and you wonder how in the world you’re going to make it through the day.
It’s time like these when you need to yodel. If your vocal cords aren’t up to snuff, though, you can press a button and have the Internet do it for you. That soothing voice will yodel all your problems away.
Never tripped acid before? Well, get ready to feel like it when you go here. Zoom quilt takes you on a journey through a series of images continually zooming in. And each one is weirder than the next.
Eventually the images loop around, but once you’re back where you started, you won’t believe what you saw. What’s more, you can control the zoom speed and adjust the colors.
But it doesn’t stop there. Once you finish with this quilt, there are four more you can check out.
Fire up the Pink Floyd and drop in.
It’s another game site you can play to cure your boredom. Think of it like Galaga. With a squirrel.
That’s right. You play as a squirrel in space, trying to collect nuts and fruit and shoot the evil Donald Trump heads with your laser gun.
The game never ends, but be careful. If you get hit by too many Trump heads, your helmet will crack, and you’ll die.
The best part though is every time you fire your laser; a little voice goes “pew, pew.”
What’s not to like?
Most of these strange websites have some interactivity, but not this one. All you do is watch cartoon dogs run against a background of bright colors and peppy music.
Then again, what more do you need? If you’re a dog junkie, and you need to see a dog right now, I mean right now, this site will scratch that itch.
If you’re a cat lover, there is an omfgcats, but you’re more likely to have a seizure with all the flashing colors. Don’t worry though; we’ve found a weird cat site we know you’ll love.
This is the place for cat lovers who don’t want to work. The website loads you up a cat video set to some music. The video loops around while the song plays, but you’ll never be bored.
You can shuffle through different cat videos, and each one has a different song. I had a cat high-fiving his human set to Queen and a dancing kitten shaking it to the mambo.
What will you get? Who knows? The only way to find out is to check it out and let the cats work their magic.
Odds are you’ve been to a Walmart at some point in your life. Odds are you’ve also noticed your fellow shoppers aren’t exactly the cream of the crop.
You aren’t alone. Peopleofwalmart.com puts all the weird creatures of Walmart in one place. You’ll see rednecks, back fat tats, buttcracks, and some crop top wearers who should just put on a shirt. There’s even a special appearance by the Tampon Man of Michigan.
Search by state to find your Walmart or scroll through the daily feed. You can even upload any weird pictures you take on your next trip.
With almost 2,500 pages, you won’t run out of weird. Heck, I’m only on page seventeen.
The Weirdest of Weird Websites
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