"Gulal hai Bhaiya ?" "Kaunsa color chahiye Maam ?" "Pink aur Green de dijiye ." "Kaunse flavour mein doon ?" "Excuse me." "Madam kaunsa flavour chahiye ? Jasmine, mogra, gulab ya chandan ?" I was almost tempted to ask "bas itni hai ? Aur char paanch flavor bhi rakhna tha na Bhaiya ". But better sense prevailed and I asked him to give whatever he wanted as I had to wind up last minute Holi