So it’s christmas time and it’s the time for all the festivities and parties and of course the mistletoe.

It’s Friday night and the work christmas party has begun, everyone has their tickets for their free drinks. There are four measly options lab rat goes to me ‘haven’t you chosen yet’. I respond with ‘it’s an important choice you can’t rush these descisions’. Lab rat replies, there are four options wine, beer, mocktails and water it’s not hard. I finally decide and go to the bar with my friend and ask for two glasses of rose’.

The party continues everyones getting pretty wasted and one of the managers comes up to Mrs Brown this loud hillarios irish woman who had been shouting in my ear and calling me Anne Marie all evening any way this Manager comes up to her and tells her she’s going to get her to do the ‘boggle’ I have no idea what that is. Bearing in mind that she had already drunk half bottle of wine after the carol service had ended she was close enough to table dancing never mind ‘the boggle’.

The party continues my friend has already gotten people wasted on his smuggled rum punch which could have inebriated someone with the smell alone. Everyone is having a good time I go to the bar to see if I can a free drink without a ticket by leaning on the bar and putting some of the goods on display but not the range if you know what I mean 😈. I look into the french bartender’s eyes batting my long lashes and ask for a few shots on the house he looks at me and pauses for a while and smiles cheekliy. He starts pouring the cherry liqeur shots  as I go to pass the shots  around I see hawaii 5 o a friend of mine smilling mischeviously across the room I wonder why and I suddenly cotton on when I turn around and see one of the department managers sticking her tongue down half pint’s throat a short annoying man child who works on the 5th floor.  My jaw drops down to the floor at the sight but I can’t help but look and this was definitley more then a peck on the check clinging on to each other 💏 and there was no mistle toe insight just a drunken passionate kiss 😙.

It’s all over the Office now the only person who doesn’t know is the boozy floozy. The moral of the story is don’t get caught.

Scarlett Pimpernel