Is it raining?
Yes. I thought I heard some thunder as well, but I don’t know.
What time is it?
5:30
You know you always wake me up early.
It’s not like I wanted to wake up, especially after last night’s dancing.
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And yet here we are, the awful rain, your inconsiderate rudeness, and I.
I wish you could see the beauty in the rain. Go back to sleep.
I really wish I could.
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Good morning runner boy!
It can’t e morning already.
This is proof that even you hate the morning.
Just this particular morning.
And still a stubborn ass.
And you never fail to point it out.
Does this mean that runner boy isn’t running?
I’ld much rather antagonize you this morning.
Go take a shower, the very least you could do is not smell like a pig.
It’s not my fault you hogged the shower last night.
Yes, I forgot you are an old, lazy man.
Well this old lazy man is going to take a shower.
No loud music!
I can’t hear you, the music is too loud!
I said turn it down!
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At long last the runner boy is home!
I’m sorry if you’ve been waiting. I had to stop and get gas. Then I got lost getting to the freeway. Then I hit traffic. It was a bloody mess.
Aww! Poor thing! Well go change into your short shorts and we’ll go out.
You’re not coming with me.
Someone has to try and protect the public from your indecent exposure. Besides, it’s the only time you’ll take me out.
Just give it up. I could care less of what you and society thinks.
I wish you knew how much you embarrassed me and that everyone thinks that you’re a creep and some sort of a pervert.
Because getting a good run in is sexually deviant? What’s is next, reading a real book?
Where are we going?
Nowhere if I have to go with you.
I guess runner boy isn’t running today then.
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My darling Danish, how did you like it?
It’s good. It seemed a little different than normal though.
I never taste the citrus, so I decided to marinate the fish with lemon and orange juice this time.
I still think my grilled lime-pepper salmon is better though.
We still have on fillet left. We could make it an appetizer tomorrow.
Just so you can say yours is better? I don’t think so.
Fine then, I’ll make your own dish better than you can make it on Thursday.
Not with that attitude you won’t. I’ll refuse to eat it.
Then I guess you’ll go hungry that night then.
Don’t be a dick. We don’t need to fight over this.
We’ve done nothing but fight all day.
Don’t you get tired of this day in and day out?
Life is rough, you don’t always get what you want.
Well I want a divorce.
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