Hi guys so I didn't have access to my computer for a month, but I'm back now and plan to keep posting, i haven't had much time to write since exams are super soon and all I've done is study, so instead of some long-winded rant, here's a thing I Wrote to help me remember Chemistry...
Yes I'm aware its a bit lame but I wanted to try out something in the style of spoken word, and this was just a goof-off first attempt
So lately, I've had this piece of me I've needed to give to somebody,
it's been running around, making me feel heavier,
but I've heard you've had a part of you missing for a while,
so maybe, I don't know, I can give you this electron,
and you and I can form some sort of ionic bond?
I mean not to be too forward,
but I think I could help you fill that void,
make you whole again,
so we'll both be complete
And I'm looking into your eyes, and you're looking into mine,
and the temperature's rising,
so I'm hoping that might increase our chances of a successful collision?
I swear my melting point is usually higher,
I've just had a lot of weird stuff running around my head lately
And I know my writing is so basic I could turn litmus blue,
but you heat me up so I evaporate,
and all that's left is crystals the same blue as your eyes
I guess that we're kinda like metalloids,
in that normally we wouldn't conduct too well,
but you seem to bring about all the conditions to make sparks fly
I checked your group number,
it's libra by the way,
and I thought that would predict how you would react around somebody like me,
but you aren't really an open book like that
But since in so negative, and you're so positive,
I'm hoping maybe this equation of You and I will be perfectly balanced
You looked me into the eye- I mean ions
and now I'm molten,
so our cathode should be beautiful and pure
And you're so cooly unreactive,
and I'm so willing to give up all my electrons for you,
our voltage is sure to be so high,
we could light up a city!
when I get a little OH functional group in me,
you're all I can think about,
my 3 am phone call
baby, i'm hoping our reaction isn't reversible,
no matter how much conditions change,
because I love you so much I wrote a shitty chemistry poem for you