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If a dog was your teacher,

This reminded my so much if my own daft dog that I had to post it. I reckon I do about ten of these, at least sometimes. How many do you do?

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These are some of the lessons you might learn…

  • When loved ones come home, always run to greet them
  • Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride
  • Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face, to be pure ecstasy
  • When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience
  • Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory
  • Take naps and stretch before rising
  • Run romp and play daily
  • Thrive on attention and let people touch you
  • Avoid biting, when a simple growl will do
  • On warm days stop to lie on your back on the grass
  • On hot days drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree
  • When you’re happy dance around and wag your entire body
  • No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout, run right back and make friends
  • Delight in the simple joy of a long walk
  • Eat with…

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