The best and worst thing about the internet is that it never forgets. Even if you delete those dreaded Myspace angles from 2001, the cached button will often regurgitate them for your stalkers to see. Oh cached, why you gotta be so sneaky?
Likewise, if you’ve ever been an ungrateful flea at Christmas, the internet will remember and you may get burned. A quick Twitter search threw up many, many examples of humans being awful at Christmas.
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Brat #1
Publically maligning your partners choice of Christmas gift is unlikely to win you any brownie points, but it will make you look like a bellend.
Brat #2
Ah yes, the subtle whinge masqueraded as humour. That old chestnut.
Brat #3
Congratulations, you have won the world's smallest violin.
Brat #4
Shakespeare is turning in his grave.
Brat #5
The very definition of a first world problem.
Brat #6
Yes, a holiday full of eating, drinking and time spent with friends and family sounds like a big fat fail.
Brat #7
There’s nothing like a public dressing-down to show the world just how hard done by you really are.
Brat #8
So deprived, much injustice.
Brat #9
The “if you want something done right, do it yourself” mentality is usually applied to mundane jobs, but why not go a step further and make everything a competency test? In fact, why don’t we televise the entire gift process and award points for the nations best and worst presents? Yuck.
#Brat 10
Yeah, we feel you. Those jammy Syrian refugees can’t move for luxury gifts tbh.
Brat #11
PETA will be sure to thank Santa on your behalf.
Brat #12
Liberty’s specific Christmas list:
-Ryan Gosling
-Townhouse in Seville
-Round the world flight
…..Go figure.
Brat #13
Braggart of the Year 2013.
Brat #14
Braggart of the Year 2014.
Brat #15
Tough break.
Cor, this lot are enough to make us want to escape the shackles of social media for good. If you’d like to abandon the world of digital and go full on enigma then jump aboard the Liberty vessel and let’s get cracking.
