Crikey, it's me! Huzzar! I AM IN MY BLOG!
Backstory: I was just wondering around my house in an aimless fashion (to ensure that my carpet wears evenly), when I accidentally tripped over a discarded bag of 'Pick n Mix' (consisting mainly of Candy Teeth and Strawberry Shoelaces). As a direct result of the fall, my head hit the keyboard on my computer and BAM .... all of a sudden I ended up here ....... in my blog ..... "The Day After Yesterday".
To be honest, my blog is all a bit unkempt - cobwebs everywhere, dust covering the surfaces, and I can still clearly see the residual evidence of my 'edible underwear' phase.
So to blog, or not to blog? I have taken a good look around, prodded stuff with a stick, and I have come to the conclusion that it probably wouldn't take much effort to get this little ol' blog powered up again.
Ok ..... there is a key element missing ...... Naughty George carked it (dead) which is why I stopped blogging originally - he was part of the Me / Izzy / NG trio.
But hell, even though I miss the honky bastard, it doesn't mean that talking inane bollocks should stop! Hell No!
Pic.No.2 Naughty George before he snuffed it
So dahlinks, to ease you in gradually ...... here is a picture of what I look like today.
Backstory: I was just wondering around my house in an aimless fashion (to ensure that my carpet wears evenly), when I accidentally tripped over a discarded bag of 'Pick n Mix' (consisting mainly of Candy Teeth and Strawberry Shoelaces). As a direct result of the fall, my head hit the keyboard on my computer and BAM .... all of a sudden I ended up here ....... in my blog ..... "The Day After Yesterday".
Pic.No.1. Pick n Mix - Bag of death
To be honest, my blog is all a bit unkempt - cobwebs everywhere, dust covering the surfaces, and I can still clearly see the residual evidence of my 'edible underwear' phase.
So to blog, or not to blog? I have taken a good look around, prodded stuff with a stick, and I have come to the conclusion that it probably wouldn't take much effort to get this little ol' blog powered up again.
Ok ..... there is a key element missing ...... Naughty George carked it (dead) which is why I stopped blogging originally - he was part of the Me / Izzy / NG trio.
But hell, even though I miss the honky bastard, it doesn't mean that talking inane bollocks should stop! Hell No!
Pic.No.2 Naughty George before he snuffed it
So dahlinks, to ease you in gradually ...... here is a picture of what I look like today.
Pic.No.3. That is Me on holiday this week in Essex
And here is a picture of me and my best bud / daughter (Izzy aka The Pez) on the beach in Walton-on-the-Naze.
Pic.No.4 The Pez (Short for 'The Ginger Peril') and Me in Essex
We have a lorry-load of shit to catch up on .... so please dahlinks ...... let me know what has happened to you since we last spoke xxx
This post first appeared on Baumhaus Ltd - The Furniture Design Company, please read the originial post: here
