Minimum Wage
Yay, the states and even the government are talking about raising the minimum wage.
When a company pays a worker minimum wage here's what they are telling you.

Company:
HAHAHA, your lucky I even pay you at all you worthless piece of crap.  If it wasnt against the law for me to chain you to the wall and beat you into submission and starve you until your dead I would.  It's not my fault as a company that you can't pay your bills, or eat or afford to do anything for that matter.  Thats your fault for being born into poverty you piece of shit, and I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure you fuckin stay there.
You need money to pay for somewhere to live.  You better hope somebody in your family with some money croaks off and I don't get my hands on the inheritance before you do (probate).  You should be able to sleep in the street you piece of shit, and make sure you wash up at the fucking public toilet before you get here - because if you like shit on the wages I'm forced to pay you I'll fire your sorry ass.
Do you want to eat? Fuck you, go get some food stamps paid for by taxes (The lucky bastards in middle management that managed to squeeze through my poverty gap.LOL, I'm workin on fuckin them next).  I don't pay taxes because I spent enough money to support a small nation just to make sure I don't have to.
Uh Oh, you got sick. Fuck you I'm not paying for your goddamn health you worthless maggot, go rack up some medical bills so I can destroy your credit and keep your dumb ass in the shit where you belong. I wish you would just fucking die already so I can get some younger slaves in here - they're easier to control because they dont quite know how to think yet.
Great, I think I will just pay everybody in the company minimum wage from now on.  I might even be able to get away with salaried employees.  Then I could make em work 60 to 80 hours a week and get even with the little bastards.  Hell, I might even be able to ruin the lives of a few of those middle class fucks that managed to skip the poverty gap.
You want a holiday? Fuck you dirtbag, I need another multi million dollar home, another million dollar car and at least a 600 million dollar yacht. You don't deserve one fucking day off. Thats why I don't pay you decent to begin with. I have to make sure you and every other poor mother fucker like you are so broke that you can't take a day off.
Look here you fucking dirt bags, your lucky I even decided to make a company at all to give your dumb ass something to do.  I could just as easily not do a fucking thing for the rest of my life but where's the fun in not being able to control an entire nation ROFLMAO.
Enjoy your black friday - the top 1% expect thier coprotations to make 600 billion dollars in sales in one day.