Ok, I don’t know what I ate before going to work. Actually, to be sincere with you, I remembered what I ate that morning. I ate the beans I cooked the previous night because I didn’t want it to waste. In the bus I took to work, I started releasing glorious Farts that made the passengers on the bus to scream for salvation. Thank God it was a silent fart, so no one could know the culprit because I will feel more embarrassed than I already was. You know silent farts always have a way to save your ass from public embarrassment and also give you the opportunity to make people put the blame on each other while you secretly pray that no one will find out that you are the culprit.
People on the bus started giving themselves a suspicious look because everyone was a potential suspect. The rate at which I released the farts was faster than the speed of light. The smell was horrible and the passengers almost suffocated. They started raining powerful curses capable to ruin someone’s life from generation to generation, so I was rejecting the curses in my mind. After all, it is not my doing that fart came as a package for being a human being. It was God who subscribed us to fart and I can’t unsubscribe myself.
Unknown to us, the bus was a kidnapper’s bus. While the passengers were still in great discomfort as a result of my glorious farts, 3 guys in the bus who had also pretended to be passengers just suddenly brought out guns and commanded the passengers to be quiet. We were driven into a thick forest and were pushed into one small room, barely would you even have a standing space to contain your legs. However, in all these tribulations and with trembling, I kept releasing horrible smelling farts which smell has gotten worse and took over the unventilated small room where they kept over 35 people. I swear! You can only imagine how terrible the situation was.
20 minutes later, a Chief Priest came into the room. Immediately he entered the room, he ran out instantly. I was standing close to the door so I heard the chief priest talking to one of the guys and asked why the room smells as if there were a 10 days rotten dead body. One of the guys said someone among us has been polluting the air since when we were on the bus. The chief priest, out of annoyance came inside the room, looked at everyone and out of the blue, he pointed at me. With authority in his voice, he accused me of being the one polluting the air. Due to panic, I admitted it because I was afraid that if I lie to him, he would know using his demonic power. I saw disgust in the eyes of everyone. For a few minutes, they forgot about their current predicament and they shamelessly cursed me. On the chief priest command, the guys working for the chief priest threw me out of the room. I wondered around the thick forest but eventually, I found a way and I got home safely.
One week after, I heard that a kidnappers’ hideout (for human rituals) was discovered by the police. The location was the exact location I found myself a week ago. The news clearly stated that everyone who was kidnapped was killed.
From this story, the young lady had obviously hated herself that day. She must have blamed herself for eating the leftover beans and wished that she didn’t have an upset stomach. As if having an upset stomach isn’t enough, she found herself being kidnapped that same day. She must have cursed that day for all she worth. However, who could have thought that something as disgusting as fart was her passport to life and freedom? She made it alive just because of the farts.
In every discomfort or pain you might be facing in life, and you feel that everything is all negative, let me remind you that not all negativity is totally negative. There is positivity hidden in negativity. Do you remember in school, we were taught (-) x (-) = +
Don’t completely write off your worst moment. Don’t ever believe that nothing good can come out from your bad situation because even in the darkest night, the stars appear and shine brightly.
