“I posed naked for a magazine today.”

“How’d that go?”
“Not so good. The guy in the store said he only accepted cash.”

“Is it true you’re addicted to brake fluid?”
“No I can stop anytime.”

What’s a lazy person’s favorite exercise?
Diddly squats.

Forgive me, these are so bad.

 
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