FACTS: People all over will travel all over this holiday season; they will stuff themselves with holiday joy; they will feign appreciation for useless gifts; they will complain about service, especially that purveyed by airlines.
This is but a public service message reminding everyone to comply with all crew member instructions, as well as those printed on the wing of the plane …
DO NOT STEP OUT OF THIS AREA (Photo: Yours Truly)
MG signing off (’cause that next one is a doosie)
