Tej Kohli's funny explanations that employees might say when they are Caught Sleeping at their work stations:
- They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
- This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.
- Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper. You probably got here just in time.
- This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work.
- It's okay ... I'm still billing the client.
- I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement.
Tej Kohli is an entrepreneur, currently residing in San Jose, Costa Rica. His many businesses span the globe and he has more than 20 years of experience in business management. - I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
- I was doing a yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress
- Rats! Why did you interrupt me? I almost had figured out a solution to our biggest company problem.
- The coffee machine's broken.
- Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
- Amen.