It used to be that only gays came out of the closet. But lately, racists are kicking down the door and proudly proclaiming their bigotry for all to hear. But with so many people making disgusting comments, it can be a little overwhelming. How can you really tell if a person is a Racist, anti-Semite, garden variety bigot, hypocrite or all the above? Here's some much needed help:

1. If you're just wondering if "negroes" were better off as slaves, you're a racist.
2. If you're still using the word "negroes," you're a racist.
3. If you think black people live on the government's dime while you graze your cattle on public lands for free, you're a racist and a hypocrite.
4. If you think any people other than the ones you identify with are inferior, lazy, smelly, dishonest or terrorists, you're a racist.
5. If you won't date someone because you're "not into" their race or ethnicity, you're a racist.
6. If you can't stand seeing your girlfriend post Instagram pics with black people, you're a racist.
7. If you're dating a woman of color but hate seeing her with black people, you're a racist and douchebag.
8. If you make your living off the sweat of black people, you're a slave owner -- or Donald Sterling.
9. If you're #5, 6 and 7 and you're Jewish, you should know better.
10. If you shoot at people in a Jewish community center, you're an anti-Semite.
11. If you're a member of the KKK, you're a racist, anti-Semite and homophobe.
12. If you're a member of the KKK and you're caught having sex with a black male prostitute, you have serious mental issues.
13. If it understandably bugs you that Palestinian Arabs are mistreated and illegal settlements are being built in the occupied West Bank but you never give a second thought to the way Jews are treated in Arab countries, that is if they're even allowed to visit or still live there, you're definitely a hypocrite and possibly an anti-Semite.
14. If you think Barack Obama was born in Kenya or make a point of using his middle name with disdain, you're a racist.
15. If you're still hunting for his birth certificate, you're a racist, insane or both.
16. If you think anyone whose color is brown is either a terrorist or an illegal immigrant, you're a racist.
17. If you think brown immigrants are stealing precious jobs as toilet cleaners and farm laborers, you're a racist.
18. If you don't recognize your immigrant ancestors arrived here illegally, murdered native Americans and stole their land, you're a racist.