I thought we were having a relationship, baking and cooking and I.
Don't you see how hard I've been trying for you two?
Thought things were going well...
And then this.
Tony called them "sugar nuggets".
Oh, hahahahaha.
You're so funny.
Well, don't you think the plate's kinda pretty?
I'll give ya five bucks to say that plate's pretty and choke down one of my cookies.
If you don't want to do that, you can shellac it and either use it for a paper weight, door stop, or troll doll head (glue eyes and fur).
But you're not getting the five bucks.
P.S. I swear to you that I'm writing about Polly's business ideas next! As you can see, the sugar cookies have not gone well.