SLAM BAM INTERNET ADVERTISERS ARE ALL ANNOYING!
By Dennis Dames
I love Slam Bam Sandwiches. They are prepared swiftly, and are always satisfyingly received.
The concept of the slam bam sandwich is not fitting for an Internet advertising campaign. The slam bam sandwich is designed to satisfy an urgent personal need at any given time. It is not meant to be shared or advertised publicly.
Many aspiring and so called Internet advertisers and promoters, seem to have a chronic slam bam approach to promoting their products, goods and services on the Worldwide Web. There is nothing unique, original and convincing about them.
Their promotional materials are usually unappealing, unsightly, and ill prepared for a highly competitive advertisers market. The slam bam promoters are annoyingly aggressive in the various Online marketing groups - with their regular postings of shabby poster ads, poor quality videos, garbled literature, and so on - in the name of Web promotion.
Slam bam advertisers work unproductively hard in riding the posts of enterprising marketers and promoters with their annoying links, images, and other irritating promotional pieces. They are of no value to none of the resourcefully ambitious and focused - advertising and promotion groups - and communities on the Net.
Slam bam promoters lack vision and the know how in Internet advertising. They appear dedicatedly committed to mediocrity; and they are not receptive to learning new and effective advertising, promotions and marketing skills.
Slam bam marketers are unapologetically trite and uninviting. That doesn’t stop them from regularly posting their respective advertisements in groups and communities - on social media platforms in particular. They seek to dominate the prime spots in feeds and streams - at every opportunity. They pay no attention to the rules governing the various network advertising fora Online. Group moderators are wise to weed them out - whenever they show their ugly heads.
They add absolutely no value to a free Networking and advertising community. Hence, they deserve to be permanently blocked; and all of their trashy content eliminated - in the Internet of customer favor, trust and loyalty.
No love lost. Slam bam sandwiches are still a conveniently favorite and enjoyable fast meal.
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