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Chapter 24: An American Crawdaddy in Paris

  THE SKINNY GOAT TRIBE licked, tongued, and rimmed their way out of the Baptist Gift Shop of tedium where good times were shown by pervert missionaries and persnickety eschatologists, but not had.  Their #1 Rule:  Never under any circumstance become emotionally involved with anyone.  Period.  At best, it is a waste of time; spending days, weeks, and months; even years pining to engage in oral, vaginal, or anal sex with someone you will unlikely ever even encounter again in your lifetime.  At worst, stalking and legal issues begin rearing their ugly heads, ruining tomorrow's pursuits.  So what's the secret?  How does one rid themselves of any emotional attachment to others when human relationships are all that matter once the most vital nodes of survival are acquired and kept in check?  My advice is to try and maintain a "take-it-or-leave-it" type positive attitude.

  -So you're the authority on good and evil now?
  -For you I am.
  -I don't know.
  -Great.  Skepticism is a good start.  Attaboy!!
  -I want more than this world has to offer.
  -Not after I'm done with you you won't.  
  -I'm sure one hell of a homewrecker... aren't I?
  -You could do better.    


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