There is no promotion as swift and terrifying as new parenthood.  You leave the house as an amateur and return from hospital with all the responsibilities of a CEO. Despite having no formal training or real experience, you suddenly have a tiny, fragile, demanding human being to care for, full-time and with rare tea breaks. In addition, you are recovering from the physical trauma of birth and trying to function on very little sleep. In a fog of exhaustion and confusion, you turn to the