We aren't a couple who uses abuse words frequently, the word that we use the most is "Saala" and since we have a kid at home we are extra cautious in using it but as they say for all our smartness our kids are 100 step Ahead of us.
So, this Sunday we were having a discussion when in the heat of the moment my Husband says "woh saala aisa karta hai." The brat who was practically invisible at that time springs up and asks, "Daddy what does Saala mean?".
Here I must add that brat is an expert in being invisible and appearing when you least expect him to. Like I would be saying something to hubby believing that brat is out of range and bang he would appear like a ghost. Putting me in a dilemma "has he heard what we were talking about"?
Getting back to this day..
So, husband very smartly ha! ha! turned around and said, "I said Masala."
I was relieved!Matter finished chapter closed! How wrong I was!
Later in the evening we were driving back from somewhere and were discussing an impatient driver who was blowing horn and was in a hurry.
Arnav: Mumma! Mumma!
Me: Ya!
Arnav: See how that MaSala took his car from here & turned there!
I was zapped for a second and when we realized what he meant we were laughing (silently) like crazy and then he delivered the killer punch
Arnav: Mumma! Did you understand what I said?
I Decided to play innocent
Me: No!
Arnav: Arrey I said Masala so that you don't understand Sala!!
We are still reeling from that punch!
Handling a kid so no kids play I tell you!
