"Can I also get a pack of Newports?"
"100s or box?"
"Box."
"Can I see some ID?"
"How old's your dad?"
"What?"
"You heard me! Is he in his 50s yet?"
"Um... no, not yet," answered nervously. "Then you're carding a man for cigarettes that's older than your dad."
"What? No way! I would have said 27 or 28 max."
"I get that a lot."
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