I'm reading a story, and there's a pair of twins, brother and sister, and he says that there's "a catrillion women" out there, etc etc.   I believe the word he wanted was quadrillion, but who cares; it's over the top hyperbole anyway, he might as well have said bajillion, which is another teen word that really isn't a thing outside teen backtalk.  OK, back to my list of beautiful women!

Crystal Gayle.  I adored this singer, especially back when she had ankle-length hair.  And she could sing, and she had dimples!!  The only way she could have been more perfect is if she sang the sort of songs that I liked!  Honestly, I don't like really long hair in a Woman.  But once in a while, we can allow a little excess hair. 

Kendall Jenner.  I think this model is truly beautiful, but she's way too conservative for my taste. 

Kiera Knightley.  Another beautiful woman, with a beautiful speaking voice .

Nicole Portman.  Oh, Nicole!  I would have her children, but too bad; she's already got all the kids she wants!  She was so dreamy in Star Wars I and II.

Jennifer Lawrence.  Jennifer is adorable, and a fair actress, to boot.  But she is a sort of dypsomaniac, and makes jokes about being hammered, which is not as funny as she thinks it is.  She's also great at dealing with pushy guys, which I appreciate.

Kristen Stewart.  K-Stew is lovely in a sort of wooden way; I think to really know what she's like, you have to really get to know her, which is difficult.

Emma Watson.  Emma is a lot easier to understand; I know she's reserved, but her character is not really opaque.  And she's lovely. 

Elizabeth Hurley.  This woman is a different generation from us, but she's drop-dead beautiful, and that's a phrase I'm using for the first time (I think) here. 

Zendaya.  Oh man, she's ethereally beautiful.

Emilia Clarke.  This woman has something special; and a wonderful sense of humor!  Somehow she seems like a bosom buddy that I haven't connected with yet!

Alexandria Cortes Vicario.  This woman is a member of Congress, as many of you know.  One reason I really love her is that she does her homework.  For the committee meetings in which she's expected to question witnesses, she is fully prepared, with the most important questions.  I also think she's beautiful, and she can certainly dance!  She's going to be a senator someday, mark my words. 

Daisy Riddle.  This woman has contributed so much to the Star Wars universe!  She's easy to relate to, and really pretty.  And she's Australian (or something); what's not to like?

Winona Ryder.  I just love Winona Ryder!  I loved her in Girl Interrupted, and Little Women, and though she isn't a fabulous character actor, she really runs with that main character. 

Ashley Judd.  I haven't seen Ashley J. in very many roles, but I saw her in Where the Heart Is, and another movie whose name I—Oh, Someone Like You!  She was great in both movies.   What a talent...

Dakota Johnson.  This girl is an old-fashioned girly woman, she giggles, and she blushes.   I've never seen her in a movie, but if I were a late night talk show host, I'd love to have her on, and flirt with her!

Aand: we mustn't forget my three most recent crushes, Missy Franklin, Yulia Lipnitskaya, and Leike Klaver!