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The Guy: Hello! HDFC Home Loans
Me: Can I talk to SM?
The Guy: Kaun bol Raha hai? Regarding?
Me: She knows...
The Guy: Ok...
I listen in background when he shouts, Ma'am call for you!! and a second later he comes back
The Guy: But Ma'am the branch is closed.
Me: But I have a small query only.
The Guy: But Ma'am is not there.
Me: lol!!! If the branch is closed you shouldn't have taken the call and then you call her infront of me and I have heard her voice. Now you are saying she is not there?
The Guy: *Laughs sheepishly* Ma'am what to do she is not coming!!!
Later he did help me by asking my question but I actually laughed out loud over the whole cover up!!!! :D
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Couple of days back, I had Finished feeding Arnav and also finished telling him 15 minute long Story when he felt the urge to go for potty.
After settling him on the commode I also settled on the stool when the following happened
Brat: Mumma Story
Me: No!! No!! U karo potty jaldi se.
Brat: Mumma story
Me: Arrey just now I had narrated such a long story
Brat: Mumma mujhe story nahin sunati
Me: Arrey just now I had shared a story na!!
Brat: If you don't tell me a story I will not talk to you, I will not even play with you.
Me: Arrey beta don't do this, I am tired. I also get tired of talking no!
Hubby who was sitting in the bedroom overheard the conversation and quipped, "Accha aisa bhi hota hai??"
I decidedly ignored the comment!! :P
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Day before yesterday I fell victim to a combo of eating out & Heat and was down with Food Poisoning. I couldn't eat anything on Saturday night so when I woke Up I was a little weak. I went to pick up my brat and when he came in my godi he says...
Brat: Mumma when did you wake up?
Me: Just now!!
*As he was in my godi he took my face in his palms*
Brat: You look so Moul Molu!!
Me: Molu Molu???
Brat: Ya! Molu Molu!!!
Me: What does that mean?
Brat: Matlab aapka moonh kitna chotu sa dikh raha hai!!!
Me: lol!!!
Brat: Bilkul choooootu sa mooh ho raha hai aapka!! Bilkul baby jaisa!!! (Meaning your face is looking soooo small just like that of a baby!!!)
I was amazed with his observation!! How soon do kids grow up no??