English can be a wild adventure...
I think we need to address
the elephant in the room
and while we're at it
that 800-pound gorilla, too.
Welcome to the one-trick
dog-and-pony show
where sitting ducks are daffy
and angry birds eat crow.
Hello kitty,
it's dog-eat-dog out there.
Eager beavers
get the lion's share.
The way-too-early bird
opened a can of worms.
But @ little birdie tweeted:
The worm has turned.
Rats race in a wild goose chase.
Bird's-eye view:
monkey see,
monkey do.
The herd makes a beeline
toward the hive mind.
Legions cast their pearls
before pig-headed swine.
Survive the vulture culture
and the world is your oyster.
A bull market is a cash cow.
Fat cats milk it for all they're allowed.
Chicken or Egg
Cart and Horse
Ducks in a row --
Which goes first?
Chuck chickened out
and clammed up.
Billy pigged out
and went belly up.
There's a bee in Bonnie's bonnet.
Ooh...she's mad as a hornet.
Hold your horses!
Don't have a cow.
Patience is a virtue
and the cat's meow.
The eye of the tiger
watches like a hawk.
Plenty of fish
swim with sharks.
A silver fox is guarding the hens.
Watchdogs cry wolf in the lion's den.
The GOAT is a sacred cow.
The top dog plays cat and mouse.
Maybe it's cheesy
but Mickey smells a rat.
It could be a weasel
or a snake in the grass.
Hear the lines roar
and silly bulls speak.
That's just the nature
of the beast.
©️ matt decker
