The Last Will and Testament of John Brown Starts with Olives and a Movie...I'm on the sofa. It's around midnight. I'm chewing on another Manzanilla stuffed olive. The windows are cracked… Read More
A Letter to Readers of Prepare Yourselves for a SettlementMR. OBAMA? WHERE DO YOU FIND HOPE IN CHILDREN SUFFERING ? WHERE IS THE CHANGE IN PROMOTING A NATIONAL HEALTH CRISIS? WHEN WILL YO… Read More
Yeah, I know. It's too easy. It's not all that productive. It's sooooo obvious. Others do it better. It's juvenile. Fine. Fine. Fine. I still can't resist making fun of famed best-s… Read More
It's easy to blame losers instead of crediting winners. You see it all the time. Kansas didn't win the basketball national championship, Memphis screwed up and lost it. The Giants only wo… Read More
Short recap of the oft-repeated tale:Barack Obama went to a diner. He kissed babies, shook hands and ordered breakfast. He started eating. A reporter asked him a question. He said "Why c… Read More
This one's by request.I wrote a miniature biography of "talk radio host" (cue uproarious laughter) Taylor Marsh. Later, I resonded to her bullshit implications that I'm a "hate diarist" and… Read More
Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna knock you right on the head, You better get yourself together, Pretty soon you're gonna be --Whoops, Monster, it's already here.Bad idea: Running around… Read More
This is what it looks like when a kid flips you off.This is what it might look like if Jesus flipped you the bird.This is what it looked like when Johnny Cash gave the finger.Girls know how… Read More
Only Hillary Monster Clinton could combine perverse creativity with an absolute lack of decency to turn the politics of fear inward onto itself. Hillary isn't warning of an outside evil--sh… Read More
Just when I thought I could lay off Taylor Marsh...Talk radio personality (not) Taylor Marsh is begging her intellectually bankrupt, pro-Monster mini fan club to send emails to the folks at… Read More
Two interesting stories. They almost make me wonder if maybe folks are beginning to see through the bullshit.If a tree falls in the forest... You get the idea. Does this actually count as… Read More
All of this talk about Barack Obama and his sense that rural Americans might be a bitter... Yet all of the people talking about it on TV have never spent more than few hours in a small town… Read More
I'm sure a few people are going to read my latest screed about Hillary Rodham Clinton and will think to themselves, "This John Brown guy is just some pissed off Hillary hater. That big long… Read More
Forest. Forest. Must ignore tree.Like every other halfway sane person in the world, I've been a little pissed off at Hillary Clinton since Barry O. opened his mouth and made the politicall… Read More
Hey folks... If you like profanity-laced rants against the creepy little cheap-shot panderers known as Senators McCain and Clinton, this one is a keeper.I thought my own response to the bul… Read More
Hey folks... If you like profanity-laced rants against the creepy little cheap-shot panderers known as Senators McCain and Clinton, this one is a keeper.I thought my own response to the bul… Read More
The whole damned world is going complete apeshit crazy because Barack Obama spat on a few sacred cows during a fund-raiser in San Francisco.I'm sure you've seen it 1,982 times already, but j… Read More
Looking for something to read or watch? Try these.Some good. Some bad. Some WTF.Taylor Marsh is publishing guest posts. Considering the usual quality of her work, that might sound like a… Read More
Once upon a time, I thought highly of Bill Clinton. Sure, I had a few reservations about him. Overall, though, I liked the guy. Then I grew up.It was easy to look past Bill's more highly… Read More
Based on my traffic stats today my brush with the non-celebrity un-greatness of Taylor Marsh is no longer burning up the blogosphere.None of Marsh's photographer's agents have pounced on me… Read More
Just in case you haven't been following the curious case of John Brown vs. the Silliest Blogger in Town, here's a brief rundown...I read a stupid entry at The Huffington Post by an author wh… Read More
Talk radio personality (cue laugh track) Taylor Marsh wants to make sure I don't get in trouble.She first mentioned it on her massively popular radio show (read: podcast), advising "gnats"… Read More
A smart, self-promoting blogger would take advantage of this situation. My series of posts on "talk radio host" (hey, stop laughing) Taylor Marsh is attracting a lot of attention in certain… Read More
(For an explanation of this illustration, read this)A reader forwarded me a link to a PDF version of Taylor Marsh's book, My Year in Smut: The Internet Escapades Inside Danni's Hard Drive.I… Read More
My recent post about "talk radio personality" (cue laugh track) Taylor Marsh has led a few people to ask "Who in the hell is John Brown, anyway".That's a fair question. Here's an honest ans… Read More