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2021-08-10 20:09
Annoying subscription to CNN Breaking NewsJezebel news feed on FlipboardGuest appearance on White Lotus as love interest to Jennifer CoolidgeThe upcoming Albany Law School reunion Joini… Read More
2019-10-03 20:30
The House of Representatives called for a formal impeachment inquiry of President Donald Trump. But people have questions, such as: What does it mean? What is it about? How does it affect me… Read More
2018-01-19 21:16
2017-11-11 00:16
Alec BaldwinTom HanksMorgan FreemanBen AffleckJane LynchDave GrohlHank AzariaLouis C.K.Ryan GoslingGeorge ClooneyJohnny DeppJames FrancoEmma ThompsonKumail NanjianiKevin SpaceyBradley C… Read More
2017-02-23 18:41
Clarence Thomas told me that this might happen.Oh yeah. Now I remember doing that thing with that lady that time.I remember drinking heavily and then allegations. No connection.I remember th… Read More
Mim's Handy Guide To The Odd And Unusual 2013 US Presidential Inauguration Schedule Events And Balls
2013-01-24 02:11
07:30 The First Response® Wiccan Prayer to the Moon, Sun, and Jumbotrons08:00 Breakfast and Parade of Washington DC Food and Cupcake Trucks09:00 Wake up with Jimmy Eat World and Ra… Read More
2012-12-21 21:08
Question: What is the Mayan Doomsday Apocalypse? Answer: The Mayans predicted that on 12/21/2012 at 12:01 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, several events would occur which constitute the May… Read More
2012-11-20 20:28
Fiscal Clift is the son of moody and sullen 1950’s actor Montgomery CliftFiscal Cliff was one of the rejected names for the country music group Rascal FlattsThe Fiscal Cliff overlooks… Read More
2012-11-06 17:04
Where do I vote?Republicans vote at a secret Masonic Lodge downtown.Democrats vote at the Cajun Lounge and Social Club. Gumbo!Libertarians somberly vote at bookstores that sell Ayn Rand book… Read More
2012-09-06 01:50
6:05 PM - Gabby Douglas Does Backflip and Sings Star Spangled Banner6:15 PM - Bloopers and Outtakes: Joe Biden Goes Wild!6:30 PM - John Edwards and Anthony Weiner Live From Bar Across Street… Read More
2012-08-31 18:12
Most Mormons believe that Oprah Winfrey is awesome.Many Mormons believe that Yoko Ono broke up the Beatles.All Mormons believe that this video from OK Go is ridiculously amazing.Mormons tend… Read More
2012-08-31 18:11
A half-empty bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild Pauillac 1996One Sergio Rossi Platform Pump from NordstromTheir entire set of Cece Winans albumsAll copies of his book My Journey to the Whit… Read More
2012-08-31 13:18
Mitt's Moving Personal Story--Hatched on the double planet Xenu-Ventolin in the Galactic Confederacy and raised by members of the Cromolyn and Theophylline tribes, the being we call Mitt fel… Read More
2012-08-30 22:34
4:00 PM - Opening Prayers by Ted Haggard and Gary Busey4:05 PM - Unintelligible Opening Rant by Ted Nugent4:10 PM - Hologram Speech by Charlton Heston on Gun Love4:15 PM - Cranky John M… Read More
2012-06-29 23:15
The Supreme Court ruled that well, The Supreme Court Rules.Chief Justice Roberts was the swing voter but not in the way you think.Death Panels are back! Canadian health system jealous it did… Read More
2012-06-29 16:07
Q. Will I be able to keep my physician? No. But you will be provided the option of autographed and framed photographs from George Clooney, Doogie Howser, Marcus Welby, Dr. Dre, or Doc S… Read More
2012-04-19 21:26
Allen West: For the Folks Who Actually Think That Democrats are Communists.Rick Santorum: To entice the Fear-of-Gays-and Birth Control voting bloc.Glenn Beck: To nail down the Apocalyptic-Co… Read More
2012-03-21 20:03
Family ValuesRomney—With the same lady since 1969. But she’s in it for the money.Paul—Dude, he has been with the same lady since 1957. But kinda racist in a grandfatherly s… Read More
2011-12-03 19:49
Not going to sleep madThe use of pet namesHerman's Hotmail accountThat Groupon for the Inside CNN Studio Tour for TwoThe Atlanta Federal Credit Union joint checking accountPeace and quietCon… Read More
2011-11-30 00:46
Step 1: Issue Absolute Denial About Sexual HarassmentExample: I have never sexually harassed anyone. Step 2: Issue Absolute Denial About AffairsExample: The accusations are not true. Ex… Read More
2011-11-29 18:15
Waking up this morningAdvice he received from Clarence ThomasMixing Ambien with Southern Comfort whiskeyThat stuff he told his wife this morningTexting at 4:26 a.m.His understanding of the p… Read More
2011-09-14 18:53
Half off for last year’s flu vaccine$100 Borders gift certificate$300 for a week-long George W. Bush Wilderness Adventure Camp $150 to tell your wife that yes, that outfit does makes h… Read More
2011-07-31 16:30
IntroductionSo. The United States faces the possibility of defaulting on its debts. That’s something that might happen in, oh let’s say, Haiti. And it’s kind of a big deal… Read More
2011-07-21 18:50
Um, Rick. I did not issue a Divine Calling for you to run for the US President. If I make a Divine Calling, you'll know. Ask Anthony Weiner.Michelle Bachman's migrane headaches? Yeah. Now th… Read More
2011-06-02 21:13
Hi ladies! Can I just call you all all Ms. bin Laden?Or do you guys have a numbering system?So you are 3 of bin Laden’s 5 wives. What’s up with that?Nice burqa. Who are you weari… Read More
2011-05-20 17:27
2006-06-07 11:16
Recurring Downton Abbey role as the ghost of the 6th Earl of GranthamManage a Papal-themed food truck: Pontificiae Victus CarrusBecome Acting Head coach for the New Orleans SaintsFlying to U… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Your Federal Government increasingly operates under “continuing appropriations resolutions.” These temporarily fund government programs and activities that have already been auth… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Saint Ambien—patron saint of sleep-eatingSaint Fareed the Zakaria—patron saint of truthinessSaint Yves Saint Laurent-patron saint of le parfum et les cosmétiquesSaint Zolo… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
Saving electricity for Mardi GrasExcessive power needed to remove Beyonce's SpanxSo 49er quarterback Colin Kaepernick could get another tattooKing Richard III kind o… Read More
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