2010-07-29 17:32
INT. JAIL CELL - NIGHTFrau Knobloch and Angelique, locked in a jail cell, laugh together.FRAU KNOBLOCHI thought JR was perfect man.ANGELIQUEPerfect.FRAU KNOBLOCHHe is very bad man.ANGELIQUEV… Read More
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A fast paced, character driven comedy screenplay which challenges the survival of modern relationships through a gauntlet of language barrier mishaps, role reversals and a daunting prospective mother-in-law
2010-07-24 17:45
INT. JAIL CELL - NIGHTFrau Knobloch and Angelique are locked in a jail cell.FRAU KNOBLOCHThis is all your fault.ANGELIQUEYou did it.FRAU KNOBLOCH(realization setting in)JR call the police on… Read More
2010-07-19 15:13
INT. IZARRA’S APARTMENT, BEDROOM - NIGHTChris and Izarra lie in bed together. Izarra kisses Chris, but he hardly responds. CHRISI can’t. Not yet.Izarra rolls over and goes to sle… Read More
2010-07-18 00:07
EXT. PARK - NIGHTJutta and Bob are suprized to find themselves on a blind date together.BOBMs. Knobloch!Jutta’s phone rings. Startled, she turns it off in a fury.JUTTAWhat are you doin… Read More
2010-07-14 01:27
EXT. PARK - NIGHTJutta’s Date enters wearing fake dog ears such that he is not readily identifiable. Jutta sees him, becomes horrified, throws on the hat and sunglasses. Her cell phone… Read More
2010-07-10 16:46
EXT. PARK - NIGHTJutta approaches a park bench.JUTTATante Angelique? Angelique??? This is the bench.Jutta notices something on the bench. There is a hat, dark sunglasses, a box of dog biscui… Read More
2010-07-08 17:25
INT. GAY BAR - NIGHTFrau Knobloch and Angelique are already a bit drunk.FRAU KNOBLOCH(to Bartender)We need another drink.BARTENDERBetter let those catch up with you.FRAU KNOBLOCHI… Read More
2010-07-06 08:19
INT. - GAY BAR - NIGHTBartender serves two drinks. Frau Knobloch downs the entire drink. Angelique, so as to not be shown up, downs hers too.BARTENDERWhoa whoa whoa!FRAU KNOBLOCHI have anoth… Read More
2010-07-04 08:54
INT. - GAY BAR - NIGHTGay bar filled with drag queens. Rainbow flags, a sign “Drag Night at Dallas Bar” and many candles adorn. The BARTENDER is a very butch woman. Frau Knobloch… Read More
2010-07-03 16:41
EXT. OUTSIDE HOMELESS SHELTER 3 - DAYJutta collapses in exhaustion. A tear comes to her eye. Her cell phone rings. She answers.JUTTAHello.BANK OFFICERMs. Knobloch, because of the large amoun… Read More
2010-07-02 07:25
INT. HOMELESS SHELTER 1 - DAYJutta leaves the shelter, comments to Receptionist.JUTTAYou don’t have the right one.INT. RESTAURANT FOR RENT THREE - DAYChris and Izarra admire a sparse… Read More
2010-06-29 09:47
INT. RESTAURANT FOR RENT TWO - DAYChris and Izarra are disgusted by another bad space.IZARRALet’s give it a chance.Chris and Izarra explore, make unsavory discoveries.CHRISLive food co… Read More
2010-06-28 16:34
EXT. RESTAURANT FOR RENT ONE - DAYChris and Izarra peer through the window trying to get a better look inside, while a REAL ESTATE AGENT opens the door.CHRISThanks for coming.They enter.INT… Read More
2010-06-25 14:57
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, OFFICE - DAYFrau Knobloch is at the computer, working on Jutta's online dating profile.FRAU KNOBLOCH(typing)Strong German woman look for snuggly puppy dog. I do… Read More
2010-06-24 12:15
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, OFFICE - DAYWe hear PING from the computer.FRAU KNOBLOCH(reading new message on computer)“Come lick my boot.”ANGELIQUENo, that is not for Jutta. May… Read More
2010-06-23 01:54
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, OFFICE - DAYThe sound of a PING emanates from the computer.ANGELIQUEWe have a mail!FRAU KNOBLOCH(reading)“Do you want to get spanked?” No!ANGELIQUEI… Read More
2010-06-20 16:27
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAYChris waits, increasingly upset. MIDDLE-AGE MAN enters and approaches Chris.MIDDLE-AGE MANIs this where --?CHRISMr. Garret? Please. Middle-age Man sits, takes a piece o… Read More
2010-06-19 17:55
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYAngelique sits on the couch and takes off her shoes.ANGELIQUEThis is good opportunity to find yourself. I took time off and traveled the world… Read More
2010-06-19 03:26
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAYChris waits for another candidate. He crosses off the 1 pm appointment on his list and writes “no-show.” INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYJutt… Read More
2010-06-17 00:07
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYAngelique enters carrying shopping bags, tries to sneak by Frau Knobloch and Jutta. She wears a wig identical to Frau Knobloch’s. Jutta i… Read More
2010-06-15 11:10
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAYChris waits for another candidate, becomes frustrated. A middle-aged HISPANIC WOMAN looks around confused.CHRISMs. De Rosa?HISPANIC WOMANHuh?CHRISI’m sorry I coul… Read More
2010-06-14 15:53
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYJutta stares at her cell phone.FRAU KNOBLOCHYou have been moping around three weeks. Get up, do something.JUTTAChris might call.FRAU KNOBLOCH(s… Read More
2010-06-13 14:59
INT. COFFEE SHOP - DAYChris, dressed in business attire, sits at a table with an entire cheesecake. He waits with excitement. MS. APPLETON, an African-American business woman, enters.CHRISMs… Read More
2010-06-12 13:12
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYJutta is depressed. Frau Knobloch, in a good mood by her standards, has on a huge Dallas-style wig, with extra glitter. She speaks into the ham… Read More
2010-06-11 12:34
INT. JUTTA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYJutta dials a number on her cell phone.INT. IZARRA’S APARTMENT, LIVING ROOM - DAYChris’s cell phone rings.IZARRAChris, your phone!I… Read More
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