Don’t read on if the word ‘cunt’ offends…I was in the pub a few nights ago with a friend discussing the way we go through phases of using certain words, and how thes… Read More
It's a bit silly keeping my blog and my main site separate, so I'm changing things dammit!I'm doing everything Simulacrum at www.listentothestars.co.uk for now - Have a look, let me know how… Read More
I've updated the Ask Winston and Simuladrum parts of the site - go there and enjoy!Thanks for your help with fave shows - as a reward, a new show goes online very soon! Triple Yay! Read More
Ok, a serious question, for reasons I will reveal in coming weeks.What was your favourite Simulacrum of 2005?**Yes, that means all, except Mother Teresa.Choose 1, 2, or 3 at most and email t… Read More
Several months ago I wrote about this: Which i thought was amazing!!And now, there's this:(http://wp.skrynski.de/)I don't entirely get it, but I think it's good, largely because it has the w… Read More
A new show! Fantastic! I told you 2006 was good!The guest: 'Mother' Teresa! Look at those links on the right - the one with the funky Simulacrum logo will take you to the site!Or, if you're… Read More
2006 eh? Hasn't it been the most incredible year ever! Already it's better than all of 2005 put together! Well, Chris Skinner thinks so, and to celebrate he has done a load of new interviews… Read More
Can we all be around 20% less stupid? If we are all collectively just a little bit cleverer then none of us will ever reply to spam or fall over drunk, or listen to U2.The benefits will be h… Read More
I went on BBC's Test The Nation last night, but can you guess what team was I on?I scored 54 which makes me cleverer than Danny Wallace and Sonia from Eastenders Read More
The Jolly Green Giant and the Laughing Cow are actually really good friends. They hang out together all the time, sometimes they go on country walks or visits to the sea. Most of the time ho… Read More
I've always thought that podcasting/sticking audio online has been a vastly underused way to try out material for mainstream comedians. I was even quoted by the BBC on that very topic. So I… Read More
I voiced an ad for a well known roadside cafe today. *If you hear it (UK only), you will recognise it. You will really remember it. Really. I am so sorry. *Let's say that their head cook is… Read More
It's not every day a Prime Minister quits his own party to run an election against it. Middle Eastern politics just get more surreal by the day.I'd love it if it happened more often - Blair… Read More
For football supporters in the UK this could be good news. Basically, Sky will no longer have a monopoly on Premiership football. But what's stopping another cable company (NTL/Setanta etc.)… Read More
Ok, as much as he was a welcome guest on the show, I have to question a recent comment by Tony Blair that, following a defeat in the House of Commons, ‘MPs are out of touch’.This… Read More
A sterling Moss performance on this latest Simulacrum, from supermodel Kate Moss. Why don't you subscribe to the show in itunes with one click via the link over there------> Enjoy! Read More
This was a very important game. I live in Islington (Arsenal territory), but support Spurs. The only pubs showing the game were the ones that pump in dodgy Arabic and Scandinavian channels … Read More