Not everyone goes to Harvard.

Here are 10 clues that you definitely didn’t.

10

You continue to insist that you went to the Harvard of the Midwest.

9

Your good friend is president—of the PTSA.

8

You had a 4.0 GPA in high school—1.0 for 4 years.

7

You somehow managed to score double digits on the SAT Verbal.

6

The closest you’ve gotten to the Supreme Court is the Crunchy Taco Supreme.

5

You thought about being a Rhodes Scholar but opted for that summer job at Baskin-Robbins instead.

4

You still think Nobel laureate has something to do with eating.

3

You were waitlisted—for deodorant.

2

The only time you ever saw Ivy was when you were wasted at Wrigley Field.

1

You got rejected from community college.

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