2018-02-01 21:47
What could be luckier than nine lemons in a bowl? Ten apples in a bucket that's what! Especially if these are your ten apples, and this is your new kitchen. You have all the… Read More
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2018-02-01 18:31
2018-01-29 23:09
Here she is! The Broadway project in all her glory. If you listen closely you can hear the pitiful mewling of this never grand girl begging for someone to rescue her. Or maybe that is… Read More
2018-01-11 18:33
Granny's Gone To Glory!House Salad Presents: The Digs1000's of designer curated (fancy talk for obsessive junk collector) decor and home design accessories, furniture and just plain weird sh… Read More
2018-01-09 20:42
Coming soon, The Digs. Mountains of the best home junk ever, presented in it's natural habitat.Three days of house porn, art, furniture, oddities and slag glass by the pound.Fun like we… Read More
2016-06-25 22:02
May My Heart Be Kind, My Mind Fierce And My Spirit Brave.I am sure there is a difference between a wish and a prayer, I am just not too sure what the difference is, and also, I do not know e… Read More
2014-01-04 16:53
I have to do everything around here. I swear it is taxing. This morning for example-“You see Officer, at approximately 0-nine hundred hours I was on the balcony freezing my face off sm… Read More
2014-01-04 16:53
Tongue observations 2/15/20101. My tongue has a butt crack. 2. My tongue looks 100 years old. 3. This picture of my tongue creeps me out. 4. I always thought I had a cute tongue. I don't. 5… Read More
2013-12-28 20:48
Vivian's brain may be smaller than a peanut, but she is no dummy. Who would want to be the inspiration for Poodle flavor Kitten Chow? Read More
2011-09-22 16:49
Holy shit. It has been so long since I've been here I don't know how to blog anymore.(I know you're thinking that I never really knew how to blog in the first place, and you are correc… Read More
2010-11-01 13:56
My name is Luann, I'll be your server.Today's special is a tasty little dish I like to call-- "The last Bitch that stiffed me..."Except I'm 10, I'm not allowed to say "Bitch". So… Read More
2010-10-17 05:27
I hope to God that you were really selling candy bars. You were small and almost sad. I was one of the people in the crowd. I almost didn’t notice… Read More
2010-08-05 19:02
There is something I think I should tell you. (Don’t you just hate when people say that? Me too, it makes me want to impale myself with the sharp end of a Snickers Bar). Here’s t… Read More
2010-05-29 14:10
I can't decide if I want to join her, or slap her, but I admire the effort.Have a great weekend!Out-Timage:http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/3/happy.jpg Read More
2010-05-27 15:01
Question: How many oil company execs would it take to stop an oil spill? Answer: I guess it depends on what size chunks you cut them in to.Fuck you, you fucking fucks (Very Ashley Morr… Read More
2010-05-09 14:43
Happy Mother's Day Big Judes. Don't worry, from now on I am leaving the singing to Neil.Love-T*sorry HOBAC, but I am taking full credit for your dandy idea. I can't afford any mor… Read More
2010-05-08 04:03
Henry, Oprah, and Esther are ruining everything. And, let’s not even talk about how it feels to be rejected by Jerry Springer. Lets just not.Mother’s Day is now two days away and… Read More
2010-05-04 10:57
Here we go again. Another Mother’s Day, and I, the most not thoughtful daughter in the universe have not sent a gift. In my defense, Big Judes is impossible to shop for… Read More
2010-04-19 19:38
When Search and Destroy (The ungrateful children I ruined my perfectly perky ass giving birth to) were tiny smalls they played a really fun game wherein one would say to the other “You… Read More
2010-04-14 16:59
Before we start with this sad tale of bad ideas gone worse, please direct your attention to the photo on your left. For the record, the “G” on the adorable flowerpot housing… Read More
2010-03-23 22:52
I totally have a bug up my nose. I am sure of it. This is better than a bug up your ass,But still. 400 sneezes later, I am still convinced there is a DAMM BUG UP MY NOSE.I think I can fee… Read More
2010-03-16 22:29
I know I have green eyes. I know I am left handed. I know that I have never put a Brussels sprout in my mouth, nor will I. These are facts. Somewhere between the facts and the total bullshit… Read More
2010-03-15 18:09
"I think what he was trying to say is "Are you serious?" when I kindly asked Fletcher to remove his doggie self from the chair I just finished re-doing, either that or "Get lost lady" I'm no… Read More
2010-02-27 00:52
Let's pretend that this photo has something to do with the following entry without acknowledging the fact that I am just too lazy to take a relevant picture for you. Shall we? Did you know t… Read More
2010-02-25 23:42
Dear Homely Lateral File Cabinets, My beloved harbingers of toxic assets,my precious repositories of dental records, I have my eye on you. You can't hide behind your practical beige- be… Read More
2010-02-22 23:36
Once upon a time, there was an unfortunate fireplace. This fireplace was a plain, square, big, blonde brick shit house of a fireplace. For nearly fifty years the fireplace had survived Hip C… Read More
2010-02-17 21:11
This is Mr. Fussy PantsMr. Pants would like a piece of quiet, but he cannot have one because he will not say "please". All Mr. Pants will say is- "GODDAMMITTOBI!?GETTHEHELLOUTOFMYOFICENOW!!… Read More
2010-02-06 00:07
I love the sound of high heels on hard floor, the smell of good perfume, the luster of pearls, coffee in cups around a kitchen table, giggles, and stories and swears. I especially love the s… Read More
2010-01-30 15:25
What do you do with a pissed off toy poodle with mini-marshmallows stuck to her face?Stack graham crackers on her head and pretend you’re camping, of course.Have a great weekend.Keep t… Read More
2010-01-27 18:08
This is Granny, poor, poor, Granny.Progress. More progress.Granny again , bless her heart.Not Granny.Today's question, what to do with this?Clean it? Paint it? C… Read More
2010-01-23 02:16
It is a really good thing that it’s Friday. The odds of me making it one hour longer (let alone another day) in the fifth circle of hell--commonly known as Fussy & Bitchy Inc.-- wi… Read More
2010-01-21 23:25
Oh my darlin’, oh my darlin’, oh my darlin’, stompy boots.You are glossed, and made of leather.How I love yooou stom-py boots!Today I am wearing my favorite boots. They are… Read More
2010-01-19 20:59
My Mother is a handful. I love her, truly, I do, but she is a handful. She is also cooler than I am. It irks.This is Big Judes' Facebook photo. Funny, disturbing and coo… Read More
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