Lets face it riding in an elevator can be boring especially when that dumb elevator music is playing. So why not have some fun?? So here is a list of fun things to do in the elevator. Try em all out and let me know how it goes.
Make car noises whenever anyone gets on or off the elevator.
Shake each person's hand as the enter or get off the elevator.
Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator as you and let them know you'll sign autographs later.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead muttering "shut up all of you just shut up!"
Whistle the tune "its a small world after all" over and over.
Sell girl scout cookies.
On a long ride sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse and say into it "got enough air in there??"
Offer name tags to everyone in the elevator and wear yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner of the elevator facing the wall without getting off.
When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open and act surprised when the open and say "magic!"
Lean over to another passenger and say "noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone coming in the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
Give yourself a manicure or pedicure.
On the highest floor hold the door open and demand it stay open till you hear the penny you dropped go "plunk" on the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Grin at another passenger for a bit then say excitedly "I got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have gotten on the elevator and its moving moan from the back "oh no not now motion sickness."
Make animal noises occasionally then pretend it wasn't you who made the noise.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
When the elevator has a couple people in it and its moving start to sing "Mary had a little lamb" while pushing all the buttons.
Walk in the elevator with a straight face carrying a cooler that says "human head" on it.
Stare at another passenger for a while then say "your one of them!" then back away slowly.
Leave a box in between the doors.
Ask a passenger if you can push the button for them if they say no pout and whine about it like a 5 year old. If they say yes be all excited and get emotional and say "I just wanna thank the Academy for this moment and also I wanna thank my pet rock oh I'm just so happy!"
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to passengers through the puppet.
Try and start a sing a long.
Play the harmonica.
Press all the buttons and then say "ding" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope and tell passengers your giving the elevator a check up.
Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that its your little personal space.
Blow spit bubbles.
Chew bubble gum loudly with your mouth open and pull out the gum in long strings.
Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.
Say to other passengers "wouldn't it be great if this elevator plummeted to the bottom!? What do you think would happen then!?"
Pretend to get your arm or leg stuck when the elevator door closes.
Set out a picnic on the floor and ask other passengers to join in.
Say to other passengers that you just won the lottery and your on your way to collect your winnings. See who's listening to you.
Offer to polish the passengers shoes and when they say no look sadly at them with big doe eyes and say sadly "but I need the money to feed my family in Estonia."
Hand out leaflets that say "what to do when the cable breaks or this thing becomes possessed and plummets to the basement. Ten tips that will keep you in one piece you still won't live but it makes it easier on us with cleaning up the blood and all. Have a nice day."
Act surprised when the elevator moves and say "ITS ALIVE!!"
Let your cell phone ring and don't answer it.
Walk into the elevator saying "ahh this reminds me of being buried alive oh those were the days."
Stop the elevator and say "twenty years of being in prison for murdering some dude and now I'm in here stuck in an elevator just my luck!"
Announce in a computer like voice "this elevator will self destruct in 5...4..3..2...oh here's my floor!"
Take your shoes off before entering the elevator and looked shocked and appalled that everyone else has there shoes on.
Tell people your in charge of the elevator and instruct them on how to press the buttons correctly and tell em where to stand and when they can get off.
When you get to your floor act emotional and say to the passengers "I won't forget any of you for as long as I live. You all have meant so much to me." Ask for a group hug.
Insist the ride the elevator costs 5$ and everyone must pay you to ride it.
Yodel.
Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves..."
Try breakdancing.
Challenge passengers to a thumb war.
Explain your ideas of world domination to the elevator wall.
Dress like the grim reaper when its not Halloween and look at a passenger and say to them "its time.."
When the doors are opening say "hide it quick!" Then whistle innocently looking at the ceiling as people get on the elevator.
Tell the others passengers that all the elevators look the same and you just can't understand why and act upset.
This only works if your going down to parking and standing with alot of people say in a very loud voice to the elevator without laughing "TAKE ME DOWN TO P!"
Do air guitar.
Do the disco.
Start riverdancing.
Start laughing uncontrollably at nothing.
Announce loudly to another passenger "you got grey in your hair!"
Announce loudly in a crowded elevator that your an ex-con.
Bring a pillow and try and start a pillow fight.
Sing off key and loudly and when your done tell other passengers your trying out for American Idol.
Try and start a tickle fight.
Start shadow boxing.
Whisper in someone's ear "I see dead people."
Do the snoopy dance.
Bang your head against the wall over and over for no reason.
Keep pokin the other passengers then insist it wasn't you who poked them.
Talk baby talk to everyone.
For every person that walks into the elevator say to them "well butter my butt and call me a biscuit look who's here!"
Keep talking to yourself.
Do jumping jacks.
Take a skipping rope and start skipping.
Do Elvis impressions.
Get a white sheet cut out holes for your eyes and your nose and put it over you and go in the elevator and try and convince all the passengers that get in that your the ghost of the elevator. Say "boo" every once in a while.
Do random things in slow motion this include talking.
Announce "clean up on aisle 5!"
Talk like an auctioneer and auction off the buttons to people.
Try and figure skate.
Do Elmo impressions.
Dress up like Gandalf and when someone tries to enter or leave the elevator get in front of em and say "you shall not pass!"
Do gangnum style.
Do the macarena.
Try and teach people how to dougie.
Try and get everyone to do the electric slide.
Get into a sudden rage about how no one accepts your requests for Farmville on Facebook.
Try and convince all the passengers that you can operate the elevator with your mind.
Try and get everyone to do the wave.
Do a comedy routine.
Say to everyone who gets on the elevator "whats up doc??"
Play hopscotch.
If you have a mustache comb it.
Take your invisible dog into the elevator and introduce him to people and act offended when no one else can see him.
Keep telling knock knock jokes.
Hum the Jaws theme song.
Every once in a while shout "ICEBERG!"
Try and convince all the passengers that the elevator is alive and has feelings and that they must talk nice to it.
Jog in one place.
Do push ups.
Do ballet.
Go up to the elevator wall and hug it and say "I know how you feel. I understand what you been through elevator. I'm here for you. It's ok."
Lick the elevator walls and tell everyone it tastes great.
Do a mime act.
Look at another passenger and smile and open your arms wide and say to them "let me love you."
When someone gets on the elevator act angry and say to them "where have you been! I been waiting for you here for an hour!" See what they do.
Tell passengers that if the elevator goes to the wrong floor you'll release the Kraken.
Play with a yo-yo.
Make faces at people.
Sit cross legged in the middle of the elevator with your eyes closed and don't move or make a sound or get off.
Crack your knuckles.
Get a garbage bag and put a dummy in it with an arm sticking out and walk in the elevator and say "well another one bites the dust..."
Do the robot.
Moonwalk.
Do the YMCA.
When someone presses a button shout "BAZINGA!"
Tap dance.
Say "allow me to sing you the song of my people" then sing the theme song of Bill Nye the science guy.
Do some Hawaiian nose humming.
Try and start a conga line.
Try and get everyone to do the locomotion.
Juggle anything or juggle nothing.
Walk in the elevator wearing pajamas and act appalled that no one else is dressed that way.
Propose to the elevator and say it with alot of emotion.
Try and start a game of rock paper scissors.
Pretend to be a news reporter and report everything in the elevator and interview people. Put it on youtube.
Pop your cheek.
March in one place.
Get in a sudden rage that you can never find Waldo or Carmen San Diego.
Try and make snow angels.
Hop around on a pogo stick.
Tell all the passengers your a member of the lollipop guild and pass out lollipops.
Try to play the game the floor is lava.
Twirl.
Take some bubble wrap and pop it.
Talk like a parrot to everyone.
Sing the llama llama duck song over and over.
Do the harlem shake.
Do the charleston.
Do the hustle.
Take a hula hoop and start hula hooping in the elevator.
Wave your arms around trying to whack the invisible flies flying around your head.
Play air drums.
Push the buttons with your tongue.
Make car noises whenever anyone gets on or off the elevator.
Shake each person's hand as the enter or get off the elevator.
Congratulate everyone for being in the same elevator as you and let them know you'll sign autographs later.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead muttering "shut up all of you just shut up!"
Whistle the tune "its a small world after all" over and over.
Sell girl scout cookies.
On a long ride sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Shave.
Crack open your briefcase or purse and say into it "got enough air in there??"
Offer name tags to everyone in the elevator and wear yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner of the elevator facing the wall without getting off.
When arriving at your floor grunt and strain to yank the doors open and act surprised when the open and say "magic!"
Lean over to another passenger and say "noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone coming in the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
Give yourself a manicure or pedicure.
On the highest floor hold the door open and demand it stay open till you hear the penny you dropped go "plunk" on the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Grin at another passenger for a bit then say excitedly "I got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have gotten on the elevator and its moving moan from the back "oh no not now motion sickness."
Make animal noises occasionally then pretend it wasn't you who made the noise.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
When the elevator has a couple people in it and its moving start to sing "Mary had a little lamb" while pushing all the buttons.
Walk in the elevator with a straight face carrying a cooler that says "human head" on it.
Stare at another passenger for a while then say "your one of them!" then back away slowly.
Leave a box in between the doors.
Ask a passenger if you can push the button for them if they say no pout and whine about it like a 5 year old. If they say yes be all excited and get emotional and say "I just wanna thank the Academy for this moment and also I wanna thank my pet rock oh I'm just so happy!"
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to passengers through the puppet.
Try and start a sing a long.
Play the harmonica.
Press all the buttons and then say "ding" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope and tell passengers your giving the elevator a check up.
Draw a little square on the floor and announce to the other passengers that its your little personal space.
Blow spit bubbles.
Chew bubble gum loudly with your mouth open and pull out the gum in long strings.
Make explosion noises whenever someone presses a button.
Say to other passengers "wouldn't it be great if this elevator plummeted to the bottom!? What do you think would happen then!?"
Pretend to get your arm or leg stuck when the elevator door closes.
Set out a picnic on the floor and ask other passengers to join in.
Say to other passengers that you just won the lottery and your on your way to collect your winnings. See who's listening to you.
Offer to polish the passengers shoes and when they say no look sadly at them with big doe eyes and say sadly "but I need the money to feed my family in Estonia."
Hand out leaflets that say "what to do when the cable breaks or this thing becomes possessed and plummets to the basement. Ten tips that will keep you in one piece you still won't live but it makes it easier on us with cleaning up the blood and all. Have a nice day."
Act surprised when the elevator moves and say "ITS ALIVE!!"
Let your cell phone ring and don't answer it.
Walk into the elevator saying "ahh this reminds me of being buried alive oh those were the days."
Stop the elevator and say "twenty years of being in prison for murdering some dude and now I'm in here stuck in an elevator just my luck!"
Announce in a computer like voice "this elevator will self destruct in 5...4..3..2...oh here's my floor!"
Take your shoes off before entering the elevator and looked shocked and appalled that everyone else has there shoes on.
Tell people your in charge of the elevator and instruct them on how to press the buttons correctly and tell em where to stand and when they can get off.
When you get to your floor act emotional and say to the passengers "I won't forget any of you for as long as I live. You all have meant so much to me." Ask for a group hug.
Insist the ride the elevator costs 5$ and everyone must pay you to ride it.
Yodel.
Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves get on your nerves get on your nerves..."
Try breakdancing.
Challenge passengers to a thumb war.
Explain your ideas of world domination to the elevator wall.
Dress like the grim reaper when its not Halloween and look at a passenger and say to them "its time.."
When the doors are opening say "hide it quick!" Then whistle innocently looking at the ceiling as people get on the elevator.
Tell the others passengers that all the elevators look the same and you just can't understand why and act upset.
This only works if your going down to parking and standing with alot of people say in a very loud voice to the elevator without laughing "TAKE ME DOWN TO P!"
Do air guitar.
Do the disco.
Start riverdancing.
Start laughing uncontrollably at nothing.
Announce loudly to another passenger "you got grey in your hair!"
Announce loudly in a crowded elevator that your an ex-con.
Bring a pillow and try and start a pillow fight.
Sing off key and loudly and when your done tell other passengers your trying out for American Idol.
Try and start a tickle fight.
Start shadow boxing.
Whisper in someone's ear "I see dead people."
Do the snoopy dance.
Bang your head against the wall over and over for no reason.
Keep pokin the other passengers then insist it wasn't you who poked them.
Talk baby talk to everyone.
For every person that walks into the elevator say to them "well butter my butt and call me a biscuit look who's here!"
Keep talking to yourself.
Do jumping jacks.
Take a skipping rope and start skipping.
Do Elvis impressions.
Get a white sheet cut out holes for your eyes and your nose and put it over you and go in the elevator and try and convince all the passengers that get in that your the ghost of the elevator. Say "boo" every once in a while.
Do random things in slow motion this include talking.
Announce "clean up on aisle 5!"
Talk like an auctioneer and auction off the buttons to people.
Try and figure skate.
Do Elmo impressions.
Dress up like Gandalf and when someone tries to enter or leave the elevator get in front of em and say "you shall not pass!"
Do gangnum style.
Do the macarena.
Try and teach people how to dougie.
Try and get everyone to do the electric slide.
Get into a sudden rage about how no one accepts your requests for Farmville on Facebook.
Try and convince all the passengers that you can operate the elevator with your mind.
Try and get everyone to do the wave.
Do a comedy routine.
Say to everyone who gets on the elevator "whats up doc??"
Play hopscotch.
If you have a mustache comb it.
Take your invisible dog into the elevator and introduce him to people and act offended when no one else can see him.
Keep telling knock knock jokes.
Hum the Jaws theme song.
Every once in a while shout "ICEBERG!"
Try and convince all the passengers that the elevator is alive and has feelings and that they must talk nice to it.
Jog in one place.
Do push ups.
Do ballet.
Go up to the elevator wall and hug it and say "I know how you feel. I understand what you been through elevator. I'm here for you. It's ok."
Lick the elevator walls and tell everyone it tastes great.
Do a mime act.
Look at another passenger and smile and open your arms wide and say to them "let me love you."
When someone gets on the elevator act angry and say to them "where have you been! I been waiting for you here for an hour!" See what they do.
Tell passengers that if the elevator goes to the wrong floor you'll release the Kraken.
Play with a yo-yo.
Make faces at people.
Sit cross legged in the middle of the elevator with your eyes closed and don't move or make a sound or get off.
Crack your knuckles.
Get a garbage bag and put a dummy in it with an arm sticking out and walk in the elevator and say "well another one bites the dust..."
Do the robot.
Moonwalk.
Do the YMCA.
When someone presses a button shout "BAZINGA!"
Tap dance.
Say "allow me to sing you the song of my people" then sing the theme song of Bill Nye the science guy.
Do some Hawaiian nose humming.
Try and start a conga line.
Try and get everyone to do the locomotion.
Juggle anything or juggle nothing.
Walk in the elevator wearing pajamas and act appalled that no one else is dressed that way.
Propose to the elevator and say it with alot of emotion.
Try and start a game of rock paper scissors.
Pretend to be a news reporter and report everything in the elevator and interview people. Put it on youtube.
Pop your cheek.
March in one place.
Get in a sudden rage that you can never find Waldo or Carmen San Diego.
Try and make snow angels.
Hop around on a pogo stick.
Tell all the passengers your a member of the lollipop guild and pass out lollipops.
Try to play the game the floor is lava.
Twirl.
Take some bubble wrap and pop it.
Talk like a parrot to everyone.
Sing the llama llama duck song over and over.
Do the harlem shake.
Do the charleston.
Do the hustle.
Take a hula hoop and start hula hooping in the elevator.
Wave your arms around trying to whack the invisible flies flying around your head.
Play air drums.
Push the buttons with your tongue.
