My Dearest, For better or worst, you are stuck with me. You must wake up every morning and will have to put up with my mood swings, but I’ll do my best to make you happy all the time.You might be wondering what we get out of this wonderful union. I would like your Promise that you will never, ever stop getting a pedicure. In return, you will have my undying love, as well as my unwavering support. If this is too much for you to handle, then please turn around now and go back where you came from. Thank you for listening to me go on and on about this…

Sweet Wedding Promise

• He motivates me to live a healthy lifestyle for myself and for my family. I will be his biggest supporter and his littlest distraction.

• I promise to stick to my chore list, unless you’re much more fun.

• I’ll always love you even when it gets hot and muggy.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to always dress you in Dior #IsaidIDo

• Love is friendship caught on fire. It is quiet, mutual confidence, sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times.

• I promise I will remember, that you have an oven.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Let’s get married in Vegas and elope.

• I promise to give you all the sleep you want and let you eat all the cake you want at your wedding. I also promise to only tell you what I think when I’m asked and to wear whatever colors will make my wife look best.

• I take you to be my partner in life, my love, my partner in marriage. I promise to always drive you to the airport.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to be your wife…if you can keep up.

• I promise to always hold your phone while you kiss me.

• I promise to love you even when you look like a bowl of spaghetti in a ponytail #weddingday #truelove

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I do, at times, wonder which one of us is the bride. It’s me of course, because I’m wearing white.

• To my husband: Your love is my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me. I soothe away your worries and calm your fears, for it is you I was created for.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I, _____, take you, ______, to be my (wife/husband);

• I, Katie, promise to always leave the toilet seat down. And to only fart in your general direction.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to give you my unwavering support and a shoulder to wipe away the tears when our favorite team loses.”

• Do you promise to eliminate all other sports, TV shows and movies until our kids graduate high school? 2. Will you wear it when I wear it? *Cues blushing emoji*

• And as you gaze across the endless expanse of sea and sky, know that I will be gazing at the same view with identical eyes.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Just promise to never stop laughing, smiling, and reminding me how much I’m loved. #youreworthit #weddingvows

• I promise to hang our anniversary pictures in a highly visible place so we can both see how cute you looked at 18, and how handsome I looked at 24.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: You smart, you driven and you’re not afraid to go out of your comfort zone. That’s why I got down on one knee.

• The likelihood of this marriage lasting is about as good as these two people ever going on a diet.

• I promise to honor the best of you, but if I don’t like the worst of you, I’ll probably marry someone else.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to love you ‘til the day I die, even if you send me spam

• There are a million reasons I love you. Do you know the number one reason? It’s YOU.

• I’m pretty sure the internet has ruined dating. It’s just become this weird combination of dating apps with a dash of Tinder, a hint of Instagram and Instagram stories, a sprinkle of Grindr, and a side of freakin’ Weird People. But something really cool about it is that I come across many great articles (like this one for example) to help me understand all the crap that I have to deal with.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: May our marriage be filled with lego disasters, put-it-off projects, and too many pieces of red tape.

• It is often said that you cannot put a price on love. But I paid $95 to Rent the Runway, and I will wear it forever.

• You know it is time to get a good one, when you have to refresh your bio under relationship status.

• I, ______, take you, ______

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Oh, the places you’ll go I have always wanted to be a part of your story and now I finally am.”- Dr. Seuss

• Side by side like a fork in the road, happy together as we stroll this life of ours together.

• You’re my where I’m from , my who I love , and my now .

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Cheesy lines and corny jokes are worth it for the high-five at the end of our marriage.

• Some promises are made in the moment and don’t need to be written down. But for that meaningful stuff, for those vows, we wanted to create something amazing. Something memorable. An expression of the truest love – because it’s not just a promise but a heartfelt token. Something worth holding on to forever . . . . .

• And as we sit across from one another on our golden wedding anniversary, I catch myself stare at you still with complete wonder, joy and pride. There is no one I’d rather be stuck in traffic with, have a pint of Ben & Jerry’s with, giggle about nothing. I will love you until the last breath leaves my body. And when there’s that unavoidable, inevitable moment where I get out at the stoplight, please know that I will look back at you

• I promise to love you through your busy times and lazy times, when you’re naked or partially dressed; I will love you through your good moods and bad moods, when you take the toilet seat lid off the wrong way or hide my clothes so I can’t leave the house, when you get food on my favorite shirt or fail to make me an egg sandwich despite my 12 specific requests. I will love you even when I have reason not to, because that’s what you deserve.”

• Sweet Wedding Promise: When I look at you I pinch myself because I am so lucky to be your wife

• My darling, I don’t promise to love you forever, but I do promise that I will continue to love you until the end of time.

• The definition of a perfect wife…someone who puts up with me, cleans up after me, and is never intimidated by anything I do.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: What I love most about you is that you never take life too seriously.

• I promise to always remember this crazy day, even when I am old and gray.

• It’s no secret that a girl can never have too many sequins or her wedding dress back

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to wash your dishes, do the laundry, and recycle. I’ll be an awesome wife. ”

• I promise to always be my wife’s biggest cheerleader, to never get in the way of her dreams, to never stop her from celebrating with friends and family, to let her know that every day is a little bit sweeter because she is in it. And finally, I promise that as she grows older I will try my best to keep up

• When I said I Do, I meant it. I don’t just love you today, tomorrow, or for always. I’m madly in love with you for all of time.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: ♡ on this day, i promise to make you laugh, so much that milk comes out of your nose and the neighbors call the cops.

• I promise to forever hold your heart close, as we grow into the cute couple that everyone’s jealous of

• Sweet Wedding Promise: It was a perfect day for an outdoor wedding until it started pouring rain…

• I promise to love you, and care for you, through sickness and in health, no matter what life throws our way.

• Funny Wedding Vow for her: I now pronounce you husband and wife.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: This is not just a vow, it’s a lifestyle.

• If there’s one thing I’ve learned in all my adventures—it’s to do what makes you happy. So follow your dreams, adventure seeker…you deserve nothing less.

• Married today and always, to the most handsome man in the world.

• She said yes, so for you out there who are about to tie the knot or just tying your favorite running shoes, here’s to forever.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I will love you when we’re in the Maldives and California Pizza Kitchen is the only restaurant for miles.

• I promise to always Love you, even when I’m lying across the table during game night.

• I promise to always love your family more than I do.

• I promise to be your best friend, support you as you chase after your dreams and give you perms when they don’t come out right.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to love and laugh out loud with you

• Love, like cheesy s’mores or a trash talk-show reception…is better when it’s hot.

• I promise to always keep the car clean and promise never to use all of the household supplies, unless we need to. And that’s not using too many.

• As I see the picture of you and you next to me, with love in your eyes; here’s to a love that’s true, till the end of time.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to be with you through thick and thin—and then the thin parts.

• What’s right is what’s left and what’s left is what’s right, when you have love and trust. Here, here.

• It’s not everyday you get to exchange vows with your soulmate. Today, I promise to always be there for you, every step . . . of the way.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise I will never let you watch a good movie alone. #weddings

• Bowties hold a special place in my heart—because I love saying ‘I Do.’ – Claire Danes

• You were so weird when I met you and that’s why I love you.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to always make you laugh, even when it’s not funny. (Even if the joke is on me.)

• I promise to always love you. And not just when WE are watching reality television and the tags are still in your clothes.

• I promise to make you laugh, even if it’s at myself.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I’ll cook, I’ll clean… I promise to smile through all that.

• I’m here today not to ask you for your hand but for your arms

• If I could have just one wish, it would be to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck and the warmth of your lips on my cheek.

• Your Instagram captions can be used in your wedding vows and creating a feeling of love, faithfulness, peace and respect for your partners.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: The only thing I want on our wedding day is you. The only thing I want in life is you. The only things I want in my future are you & our babies.

• I, (Bride), am marrying my best friend. It’s you—always and forever.

• We’re all weirdly obsessed with weddings and this weekend is the perfect time to watch a romantic comedy and pretend we’re getting married (again).

• I’m here because I love you and I respect your crazy-pantsiness. I promise to stay in line with your idiosyncrasies and beliefs, and together we’ll chase our dreams and make the most of the present.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: “I promise to never put you in her shoes, or make you wear mine.”

• Hey honey, put on a cape and fly me away somewhere tropical—and don’t forget the cocktails.

• To honor and love her, to hold her heart as my own, forsaking all others—that’s a tough one.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: This is the beginning of forever so don’t make me wait.

• If I promise to be honest, will you swear to be polite?

• I promise, to love you as much as my latte—each day a little more than the last.

• Today I promise to teach you how to do whatever a spider can.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Thank you for crocheting this shawl, it’s *so* warm. And thank you for using all the yarn in the ball

• We are thrilled to be celebrating our wedding with all of our family and friends. We also wanted to be as transparent as possible so we have recorded our actual vows.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I, {your name here}, …promise to love you every minute of forever. Thanks for asking me that question…

• I promise to put up with your bad jokes and to laugh at all of yours—especially the fake ones.

• Your love is like a Starbucks: you’re always there when I need you. You’re my kick-me-in-the-pants when I need a kick in the pants. You’re my hug when I need a hug and my heart when I need mine shattered. _

• You have it all wrong. You are not a prize. I am not your reward. I’m not a trophy. You don’t have to win me. I don’t exist to fulfill your dreams and fantasies. That good karma will come back to you eventually . . . but no pressure.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Say I do to the good life and a great sense of humor.

• In sickness and in health, in good times and in bad, you will always be my one true bae.

• You are stuck with me…as long as our bills get paid, I will be there.

• I promise to always make you stand out in a crowd of people.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Yet another day thanks to you, I’m boundlessly happy.

• To love, honor, and cherish the pockets of flab that will always be there.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: This was the only blanket I’ve ever slept with,” she told me one night last winter. “My fiancé.”

• Today I promise to share breakfast in bed with you through my morning sickness.

• May your wife be as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside and may life gift you many opportunities to tell her so. happy wedding day!

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Want to make my crush fall in love with me… Okay, I am ready to take things to the next level and want to be your wife.

• We, Rachael and Sam, promise to wash the car more frequently. We will offer to run errands and help you with your work. We will leave the toilet seat up and pretend not to notice the sink full of dishes that we didn’t clean last night. We will walk more sedately when we go out in public and laugh less loudly at dirty jokes told by our rich uncle at his fourth wedding. We will say “I love you” at least six times a day instead of

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to remember you when my hair goes gray, and to give you a good-looking grandchild.

• I am not just a girl, I am Mrs. Right

• You have my heart and my deepest appreciation for always looking out for me, even if you don’t mean to. It’s something a mom would do that makes me think of you in this role more. I love you beyond anything that words can explain

• I promise to make you laugh every day, even when I’m cranky before my coffee. I promise to always tell you the truth, even if it’s that I can’t see you in those pants. #thankgoodnesswedressedup #mylove

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Will you love me when my hair is up? Will you love me when my hair is down? Will you love me when I’m too tired to even try?

• Pinky promise that you will hold my hand through all of life’s ups and downs. That we are in this together.

• You know you love someone when they’re the butter to your bread, the peanut to your jelly. I love you more than all the penguins in Antarctica. I do.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise, under no uncertain terms, that I will always support you in every way possible.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Just the two of us, but how about we keep it that way.

• If I have to lay in the aisle I will, if I have to go sideways I will, if I have to climb over everybody, I’ll climb over everybody because you know why… (insert groom’s name here), I love you, and no matter what happens we will be together forever. ”

• If I wanted to marry someone like you, I’d have proposed myself.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Happy wife, happy life

• I promise to love you for all your quirks and imperfections. May our adventure continue as we grow old together

• Darling, you’re doing God’s work in Heaven. I’m glad we got to spend 5 years together first.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: What I love most about you, is how much better you make me feel about myself.

• I promise to try my best to keep the toilet seat down. I also promise that I will always be honest with you—even if that means telling you what you might not want to hear from your own mother. And finally, when we are watching TV, I promise to eat all of my snacks.

• You are my North, my South, my East and West, My working week and my Sunday rest, My noon, my midnight, my talk, my song; I thought that love would last forever: I was wrong. Love lifts us up where we belong. Love lifts us up where we belong.” –Audrey Hepburn

• Sweet Wedding Promise: We promise to never be the one who crushes your parade. We will always keep it light.

• *If you love me, you will never Google my name.

• You have my heart, but don’t lose it because if you do I will find another one and hunt for you

• Sweet Wedding Promise: When you finally tie the knot, these funny wedding vows for her will help make your marriage last with humor.

• I, Megan, promise to marry you instead of making you sign an 18-page prenup. I love you so much I can’t stand the thought of money coming between us (which is good because you won’t be able to afford me). So, do you want to put a ring on it?

• We tried to go red carpet with our wedding but it was all white wedding. So how about this for a deal? You pretend you are in love with me and I will pretend I am in love with you.”

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to pick you up on time. I will be a good spouse and lover. I will be a risk taker, an adventurer, and an emotional partner.

• I, (Bride’s name) take you Daniel to be my husband. I give you my hand, my heart, and all my old purses #ImNotDancingBaby

• You’re the one person who has managed to make me feel complete. I promise to love you everyday and that I will be the best husband I can be for you and our kids until my last breath

• Sweet Wedding Promise: As my husband, you will never have to wonder if you are in my good graces. I am always either “overjoyed” or “secretly plotting to kill you.”

• I promise to always be there for you and to make you laugh with my corny jokes

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I will love you totally, completely, and eternally.

• He’s totally out of my league… unlike my bank account.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I promise to appreciate your love for chocolate at least once a week.

• When I moved to Paris, I found myself surrounded by art, amazing food and lots of humorous people. Some things I had in my life already but others…

• Sweet Wedding Promise: For better or worse, for richer or poorer, in sickness and in health…I’ll always keep my Instagram snappy.

• No, of course I will always forgive you, but I might need some time to forget.

• I, ____, take you, _____, to be my husband/wife. I promise that I will laugh at your jokes from now until forever.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I, Megan, take you to be my new husband. I promise to keep being myself and encourage you to do the same.

• Now that everything’s coming up roses, let’s make sure we can navigate the thorns that come with marriage #engaged @justin_harrison

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Walk down the aisle toward me with a smile; hold my hand & say I do for all the times that we’ve been through.

• Promise you these things: to be your best self; to always be honest; to laugh and try to never take ourselves too seriously; to fail at times and always forgive. Followed by a long, meaningful kiss that, it goes without saying, will be unlike any we’ve shared tonight.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: †formally introducing my husband to society…and his new family members.‡

• I promise to stay by your side in sickness and in health, from this day forward until death do us part.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Oh sweetheart, all I can see is you.

• I, Laura, promise to laugh at all of your jokes, no matter how sorry they are. And except this ring as a symbol of it all. Will you marry me?

• Sweet Wedding Promise: I, _________, take you, ___________ to be my husband. I promise to laugh at every cute thing you do.

• On the seventh day of wedding week, I sat down and wrote these vows right on that spot. I thought about you, I thought about me and wrote them to cover both of us.

• Until you, I didn’t know what real love means. . . . You are my reason for going to bed and for getting up in the morning, my present and future, my reason to believe in forever. You make me happier than any one person has a right to be, and I am so grateful that God brought you into my life.

• To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or worse, richer or poorer, in sickness and in health… #brideandgroom #wedding

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Now that I’m married, I will never again have to watch my figure.

• Funny Wedding Vow for her: If we take a shower together, there will be singing. I promise to fangirl over Aaron Paul and refer to you as my Beyoncé in text messages to all my friends.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: Hey, take my last name. Take my heart.

• I’ll drink to that!

• Love is like pi—natural, irrational, and very important.

• Sweet Wedding Promise: At this time, I like to do the same thing in life as I do on a roller coaster: hold my loved one’s hand and scream!!!!

• Sweet Wedding Promise: To be yours and to learn to relax in your presence

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