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• Hope your day is as sweet as a bowl of lemons
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• If you don’t have anything nice to say, come sit next to me.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home one day.
• Through joy and sorrow, holidays and everyday. I’ll love you with all my heart today and every day.
• Don’t judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its middle
• If my Valentine’s Day plans were chocolate, I’d eat you.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: It’s the most wonderful time of the year!
• Let’s get weird
• Stay woke, my friends.
• Fall is my favorite season, even though I know winter will follow.
• It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on him not understanding it.
• Don’t spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: If you learn from defeat, you haven’t really lost.
• Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.
• Hey, beautiful. Life is a game and if you want to win, you’ve got to learn how to master your emotions.
• There’s never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.
• You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need!
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life is too short to do boring work.
• Be the type of friend that you want to meet.
• If every 8 hours you take a 15 minute walk – it means that you can burn an extra pound in a week.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Because I am worth it
• Today is a good day to be awesome.
• This is the most wonderful time of the year… #Thanksgiving
• Treat yourself.
• If you go around telling people the world owes you a living, the world will owe you a living.
• Mood: So ready for fall. If you’re as excited as I am, seeing as it’s one of my favorite seasons, then make sure to stock up on all of your fall essentials.
• Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Love, like velvet, will endure every usage.
• A picture’s worth a thousand words, but a good caption is priceless.
• there is one beauty—that of truth. And there is one passion love. Are you ready to be loved?
• Don’t be afraid to let the world know your story. Start writing it today.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive.
• If you love it enough, it’ll happen—when the time is right and not a moment sooner.
• ”Sometimes the best thing you can do is not think. Just do. ~ Catfish and the Bottlemen ☜
• I don’t always Instagram, but when I do, I take side boob selfies.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: I may be fat and round, but I’m happy as a pig in mud! *sings in a happy tone*
• Working hard is great, but there’s nothing wrong with taking time to smell the roses.
• That awkward moment when you’re afraid to open your mouth because you know you might eat someone’s face.
• I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.
• You’re never fully dressed until you’re dressed for the street.
• Just when you think you have all the answers, I change all the questions.
• Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
• Life is full of little contradictions. The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.
• Every day, in every way, at HAHALO we believe that life is better when you are smiling. So smile… and HAHA with us.
• The most rewarding part of our job is to see the satisfied smile on a customer’s face. A satisfied customer is our greatest reward at Grinding Beans Coffee
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed.
• We know what you’re thinking. “What’s the deal with Friday the 13th?” We know, it’s a little weird that it has its own day. But we like it. And we hope you do too!
• You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince, but why waste time… when you know!
• Getting in touch with your inner homebody.
• To me, everything is interesting. To me, every minute of the day has excitement in it. Everything to me is a little miracle.- Salvador Dali
• What are you waiting for?
• Fall is here, and it’s time to start planning your Halloween costume.
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• “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
• If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
• Because you deserve a day full of smooches.
• You think this is just a rumor but it’s real life and some people work 9-5
• Hey, you got your chocolate in my peanut butter. Oh, sorry, I was aiming for your mouth
• Throw your hat into the ring today. Go get the things you want. The rest is up to me and you
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life’s a beach and then you work.
• Life is a journey, enjoy the ride!
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but when life gives you grapes, throw them at people.
• “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”-Maya Angelou
• Dreams are like the wind. You can’t see them but you can feel them.
• The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: No matter where you go, there you are.
• The best things in life aren’t things.
• The past is solid. The future is fluid. Life is about the journey between them. Enjoy the ride.
• This generation doesn’t know how good it has it.
• A dose of humor can do wonders for your health.
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• Life’s little moments add up to memories, so let’s live the good life together.
• You can get through anything if you have fresh sheets.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Lazy Sunday.
• I’m not a cat person. I’m more of a dog person. And birds.
• Cats are great. They’re kind of like girls. If they want to talk, they’ll talk. If they don’t want to talk, they’ll make that noise that doesn’t mean anything and walk away.
• I’m not a morning person. I’m a misanthropist.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
• If you’re not laughing a bit, you’re not doing it right.
• Today is the day you step out and make your dreams a reality
• To be happy and healthy, consider these small changes.
• Our lives are like cameras. We’ve all taken amazing pictures, but sometimes we just don’t print them.
• Thoughts are powerful. Thoughts are energy. Thoughts can change your life. So let’s develop a habit of thinking happy thoughts
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: I love you even though I hate the way you talk to me sometimes.
• Looking for the perfect caption or Instagram bio idea? Look no further.
• These totally unexpected banana facts will blow your mind and leave you hungry for more.
• A day without laughter is a day wasted.
• You never know what’s going to happen next.
• Remember that time you were drunk and you were like “I’m gonna start making healthy choices” but you never did? Yeah, me neither.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: I mean, it’s not like I’m busy or anything.
• Life is a beautiful place, and worth fighting for.
• If I had the chance to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
• So much so that it’s hard to get out of bed in the morning.
• Don’t let someone dim your light, not even if they’re the one who lit it.
• We live in the era of hyperspecificity, where every person can call their own shots. Dare to be different.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: I think I’m turning Japanese… Or turning into a pizza. Probably both.
• Every day is a gift… and it’s even more special if you open it.
• Every day, in every way, I’m getting better and better.
• Life’s too short to drink cheap wine.
• A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do!
• The best way to make sense of the world is to find someone you love, and then go on a road trip together.
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• I have always wanted to do something. Now I’m doing it.
• If you’re embarrassed to put “likes” on your photos, that’s a problem
• Nothing beats this favorite season—the crisp morning air, colorful leaves, and scarves from Charming Charlie.
• From the snuggliest blankets to the cutest animals, we’ve got you covered.
• When you realize your not everybody’s cup of tea, it becomes easier to shut your yap.
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• Call me old-fashioned, but I just can’t figure out why anyone would ever want to use a hashtag.
• You are better than you think. The best is still ahead of you.
• And then the fight started.
• Don’t believe everything you hear, spend all your money on shoes.
• I tried so hard to love you the best I can but our love just couldn’t be.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: EVERY LITTLE HELPS
• Friends who say it’s too early for a drink but are already drinking–thanks for being in my life.
• Life’s too short to not take a vacation.
• Use our app to find your way to the front of the line!
• It’s here! Finally. The days of crisp mornings and maple-y breezes are among us. Fall is finally here!
• “Always do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.”
• Always believe that something wonderful is about to happen.
• “If you want to be successful, you can make it if you really want to.”
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Do I want to keep going?
• “I’m an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”
• Let’s be friends – follow me on
• What are you waiting for? Someone to kiss you and wake you up from this ridiculous dream?
• Life is like a book, and there are so many pages to read!
• Life is like pictures. The beautiful ones are the rare ones.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Here’s to making new friends, but keeping the old ;
• We don’t remember days, we remember moments.
• One more day of summer before school starts again! Grudge about it.
• I’ve had so many failures. I’m so good at failure that I’m going to open up my own FAILURE museum.
• when I stand next to the ocean, the only thing that sustains me is a Vidal Sassoon precision cut.
• Because there’s nothing like your own two feet to get you where you need to go.
• Peace of mind isn’t something you reserve for your “spare time.” It’s a way of life. To live without it is to LIVE half alive- remember that!
• One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isn’t the same.
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• There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.
• You’ve got to keep yourself amused, right? What’s happening in your world?
• Laughing is the best calorie burner.
• When life gives you lemons, throw them back and add some tequila.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: There is no wrong way to have a good time.
• Love your enemies. It’ll drive ’em crazy.
• The struggle is real, but so are you. You got this!
• Don’t wait for a rainy day to be grateful for sunny ones.
• You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to do that
• Happy Birthday. If I could give you a gift, it would be the gift of always being yourself.
• Everything is better with an adorable pup
• I used to think that the brain was the most important organ. Then I realized, look what’s telling me that.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life is a combination of magic and pasta.
• Work to live, don’t live to work.
• “I’d rather be a failure at something I enjoy than to be a success at something I hate.”
• If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
• Every day is a fresh start, the opportunity to change your life. #quotes
• Life is short. Enjoy the ride; take the good with the bad and smile.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life is busy, but you don’t have to be.
• Life’s a beach, so enjoy the sand between your toes and the sun on your face.
• You can have a lot of friends, but you can never have enough socks.
• What does an elephant sound like? Like a baby’s butt…
• A fool and his money are soon parted.
• I really hate it when someone is all like, “don’t you dare get cute!”
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Relaxing isn’t easy work.
• Why live ordinary when you can live extraordinary?
• Daily routine goes a long way to shape tomorrow.
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
• What fresh hell is this? #thinkingcat
• Your answers are to be found within as your life unfolds.
• Get your midweek off to a good start with some humor from Bored Panda.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Real friends are the ones who can break your heart and you don’t feel a thing.
• If you don’t want to be bothered, just look busy.
• Just because some days you feel like a doesn’t mean you are one.
• If I had a dollar for every time someone tried to test me, I’d be rich.
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
• Don’t be so busy chasing after the next happy moment that you forget to appreciate that which you’re in.
• Not every hero wears a cape. In fact, most of them are asleep in their beds at 4:15 pm.
• If you don’t have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
• When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.
• Keep calm and carry on working.
• People don’t notice whether it’s a hammer or a piano–it’s the noise that counts.
• Don’t just follow the flock. Be a sheep that leads the flock.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Spread the positive vibes and make someone else smile today!
• Don’t forget to stop and smell the roses.
• It’s a beautiful day outside. So the obviously best thing to do is sit inside and read a book.
• Sometimes, you gotta stop and look around at how lucky you are.
• How much do we love fall? Let us count the ways: #NCBD
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Love is friendship set on fire.
• It’s never too early to start planning for next year.
• A drop of rain, a piece of paper with writing, and a stick. These are the only things that do not follow the cycle of creation and destruction. There is no way to know whether it will rain today. And yet, the paper that lies on the ground will be wet tomorrow.
• Coffee is a language in itself.
• Nothing is impossible. The word itself says, “I’m possible!”
• Inhale the future, exhale the past.
• When I accomplish something really great, I have never felt as though I have earned it. It has always felt like a gift.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: It’s always darkest before it turns completely black.
• Hugging my dog is like getting a hug from a beautiful woman. He’s so excited to see me, he doesn’t know what to do with himself.
• We’ve been working for so long. I can’t wait to finally do something fun with you!
• Baby it’s cold outside… and my coffee is hot.
• The thing about being sad is that you’re not always sad. That’s the funny thing about being sad–only sometimes are you sad, but when you’re not, you’re not.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: There are no mistakes in life, just happy accidents.
• Feeling a little under the weather? You probably didn’t get enough sleep.
• I’ve been trying to find myself lately, and it’s exhausting.
• Too much of a good thing is AWESOME!
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Don’t wait for opportunities. Make them.
• The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping their responsibilities, plucking the fruit of others’ labor, and pushing their luck.
• While I do not know what the future holds, I know who holds my future.
• Out at sea, water is best.
• The problem with indecisiveness is that it isn’t about intelligence it’s about confidence. Everyone is smart enough to know what’s good for them but too scared to make a decision.
• My day is complete every time my husband gets home from work. I am a happy wife.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life is too short to miss out on the simple things.
• I do not endorse this lifestyle, but if you’re going to crush the patriarchy, you might as well have a glass of wine.
• Because the weekend will soon be here and you deserve a little me time.
• They say the first step is always the hardest, but that’s not true. It’s all the steps after it where you trip and fall down and feel like an idiot.
• Waking up is the second hardest thing for me. The hardest is going to sleep at night.
• For those days you need a coffee to get going and a beer to get, well, going.
• Life is a beautiful struggle. The painful and the sweet are one.
• No matter how big the world gets, I just like to remember that home is somewhere you still feel comfortable in.
• Questioning whether to buy or not? Don’t overthink it. Just BUY IT!
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: How I feel when September is over.
• “When my shoes are new, I dance in the rain. Why? Because I can.”
• It’s the journey. Not the destination.
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• If you love me like you say and if you care about me then i guess ill never see the end of this goodbye
• We are all weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness and call it love.
• Nothing beats a refreshing glass of lemonade on a hot summer’s day! But it’s even better when we make it at home.
• Today is the day. Today is your day. You were born to do great things not average things. Today is when your dreams are going to come true
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• You always have the best ideas when you’re doing something else.
• Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
• The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
• Cozy weather means eating extra dessert.
• Good morning, Sunshine
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• Things really do grow more beautiful when they are loved.
• When it comes to putting the right perspective on things, I like to keep things in perspective.
• Tonight, I’m going to be a tourist in my own city.
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• Don’t let your smile fade, don’t let your eyes frown and don’t let the world change your inner peace. Stay happy always.
• Quit the daily grind, and get back to your roots. Plant a tree..
• I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
• The only reason they call it “after” happy hour is because “before” happy hour didn’t sound as good.
• Dont be scared to step out of your comfort zone. A little discomfort is good… no, Great!!
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Why run when you can walk slowly and enjoy the scenery?
• It’s not that love doesn’t exist, it’s just on an indefinite hiatus.
• Let’s get this party started!
• One of my dreams is to own a house by the sea.
• Tell me what you need to hear!
• I’m the master of my fate and captain of my soul.
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• Life requires a certain amount of planning.
• The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
• Did you know you can get a free bonus by ordering your latte with three pumps of pumpkin?
• Let the countdown to Christmas begin…haha!
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• Don’t be offended if people don’t always remember you. Be surprised if they do.
• It’s not about the money, It’s about the journey. The money is just a bonus.
• Everything begins as a dream, becomes reality. Smart people just make it happen.
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• When my alarm clock goes off, instead of hitting the snooze button, I beat myself in the face with it.
• You don’t have to always be afraid of what may happen tomorrow, just focus on today and try to make it the best it can be.
• Life is a song sing it.
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• If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it may never arrive.
• Let’s drink to our unfinished business.
• Autumn. The season of mists and mellow fruitfulness.
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• The best conversations start with a “hello” and end with a smile
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• Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
• Good morning. Goodnight. And good luck.
• I’m the kind of guy that walks into a room, and goes, “Hey, what’s going on?” And then I leave.
• I can’t wait to go camping because I’m really a big fan of sleeping in a tent.
• I want to feel like this forever
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• There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
• “I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.”
• The greatest reward for doing your best is knowing that you did your best.
• Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.
• I would like to tell you one last thing before I depart. Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
• The only thing better than a good laugh is a good laugh with someone who’s really laughing with you. ^_^
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• I’m so busy falling in love with you I haven’t time to notice I’ve fallen.
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• Free Funny Daily Quotes: So hard to choose! We love them all.
• happiness is a choice that you make.
• I will not forget how hard I have to work for what I have. From where I started, I am here today. So never give up cause it might be that time you need to push through
• Just for today, I will not worry.
• Do you know what we call a quarter pounder in France?
• Celebrate the little things, like a weird meal or haircut that makes you laugh. It all adds up to something beautiful!
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• Be like a red rubber ball, always bouncing back.
• If at first you don’t succeed, good luck trying and failing again.
• Think outside the bun.
• Life is too short live it, laugh it, love it!
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• Eggs are best when they’re fresh from the hen. So remember to always keep some handy
• Wake up and smell the roses, or shall I say, smell the coffee
• Rise and grind
• Things that you love, and people who love you, are worth more than money.
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• When life hands you lemons, scream and throw them at the person closest to you.
• Be wise; be witty; be kind.
• It’s Friday, but don’t get too excited. It’s still pretty early and the weekend is not guaranteed. HW
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• I wish I could explain my life like a fantasy novel.
• Good morning, Sunshine.
• “I’m like Yoda, but more awesome.
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• So, I found a 10 foot tall inflatable Minion in the dumpster. He’s mine now.
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• You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.
• Thinking about the last time you said “I don’t have time for yoga” and then decided to start small with this sequence
• Dance like no one’s watching
• Go ahead, make my day.
• I’m so happy I could slip on a banana peel.
• Some days you just have to dance like no one is watching.
• Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can’t classify.
• Giving up doesn’t always mean you’re weak. Sometimes it just means that u tried really hard
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• “I’m going on an adventure!”
• Don’t stop believing stop apologizing.
• If you’re not a morning person, stop telling people. Nothing good comes out of whining. Instead, try something funny to lighten up your mood in the morning.
• What could be more satisfying than a morning walk on the beach with a bubble tea in your hand ?
• Celebrate your quirks, because they’re what make you different. And different is good.
• The surest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
• Do one thing every day that scares you
• The best summer is a summer spent on the water
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• Clap harder!
• It’s a funny old world, isn’t it?
• All those little things you could never remember, like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop.
• What starts out as a small sparkle, grows into a warm and wonderful glow.
• Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass. It’s about learning how to dance in the rain.
• I like to keep a candle in my home wherever I may live to remind me of the light in the darkness.
• Laughter is the best medicine
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• When you wake up in the morning, Poop. It makes a happy day.
• It’s a cute, candy-colored life ()
• There is weak tea and there is Earl Grey. Which are you today?
• Life is an adventure in forgiveness.
• I’m grumpy because there’s no coffee in the mansion. I’m getting an espresso machine put in, k?!?
• You’re one step closer to getting back to work. We promise it’ll be a piece of (pie).
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• happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
• Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
• Happy fall, y’all.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Life is a mirror and it will reflect back to you what you are.
• If you’re too open-minded, your brains fall out. But if you’re too closed-minded, it’s hard to be around you.
• Free Funny Daily Quotes: Let’s all make a pact to stop yelling at the TV this fall and turn our favorite shows into feel good conversations.
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