If you don't watch The Bachelor/The Bachelorette ; GOOD.
I respect you and I envy you.
Back when Season 20 (Ben's Season) I stumbled across a bunch of tweets.
Bachelor Nation is crazy! But I wanted to rant about how ridiculous the show was BUT
I wanted to have a real opinion about it. So I tuned in on a Monday night to judge.
And boy oh boy did I judge. The whole show was everything that is wrong with our generation.
Women compete against women for the attention of a man while putting each other down while some really good/weird friendships bloom. (am I the only one who couldn't be bffs with someone who was making out with my bf too? it's a little too sister wives for me). Anyway, I tuned in when Ben told Lauren and JoJo that he loved both of them and I needed to know the ending. So I stuck around for The After Rose and then they announced that JoJo was going to be the next Bachelorette and I just needed to know if she got the happy ending she deserved. And that is how I joined Bachelor Nation. . and now I'm addicted to Bachelor in Paradise. If you don't know what it is, again don't tune in.
But if you do watch, here are my thoughts on tonight's episode.
Enjoy.
XO,
Valerie Ann.
I respect you and I envy you.
Back when Season 20 (Ben's Season) I stumbled across a bunch of tweets.
Bachelor Nation is crazy! But I wanted to rant about how ridiculous the show was BUT
I wanted to have a real opinion about it. So I tuned in on a Monday night to judge.
And boy oh boy did I judge. The whole show was everything that is wrong with our generation.
Women compete against women for the attention of a man while putting each other down while some really good/weird friendships bloom. (am I the only one who couldn't be bffs with someone who was making out with my bf too? it's a little too sister wives for me). Anyway, I tuned in when Ben told Lauren and JoJo that he loved both of them and I needed to know the ending. So I stuck around for The After Rose and then they announced that JoJo was going to be the next Bachelorette and I just needed to know if she got the happy ending she deserved. And that is how I joined Bachelor Nation. . and now I'm addicted to Bachelor in Paradise. If you don't know what it is, again don't tune in.
But if you do watch, here are my thoughts on tonight's episode.
Enjoy.
XO,
Valerie Ann.
The intro:
Am I the only relieved that the Twins are gone? There is nothing I dislike more than girls crying about girls being bullies (on Ben's season) while ripping apart other girls. . You ARE what you're crying about.
Caila and Jared:
Okay so last night, Ashley I basically told Caila she wanted her to leave Paradise. Caila surprisingly listens because now all of a sudden she cares about Ashley says? Am I the only one confused? She dated Jared KNOWING Ashley I was obsessed with her but now she's going to listen to her? Maybe I'm as confused as Caila was when Carl asked her on a date.
So they left paradise together because Ashley I is bat shit crazy !
Ashley I:
She is the definition of crazy ex girlfriend who you really never dated or even did anything with really. She keeps claiming that there was some kind of relationship with Jared outside of paradise, but he has literally sat her down a million times to say "I don't want to be with you".
Ashley is that girl that cries her way into and out of everything. (Remember she cried her way back onto the show when she didn't get a rose?) Every one let her back on and what does she do? Run off two other cast members so SHE could enjoy paradise. Am I the only not voting for her and Wells?
And then there is the rest of the show that I'm really just not into it.. There's Nick and Jennifer who are kinda cute, but I think they just wanna go to the Boom Boom room? Her blog is to die for though! (Click HERE)
Then there is Jamie? Who?
Then there's the weird penis guy and Carly... who I'm also not rooting for...
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yeah Lauren is here to give Izzy a little bit of karma for how she dumped Vinny.
And then there's the Russian girl whose here to give Ashley I karma for.. well everything that comes out of her mouth and for running off Jared and Caila.
This episode lost me. Lace and Grant's fight reminded me of a high school relationship while Amanda and Josh reminded me of the beginning of every unhealthy relationship ever. I'm not stoked for the finale, I most likely won't tune in. My new September goal is to leave Bachelor Nation!
**Update: They just announced Nick Viall is going to be the next Bachelor and just like that I'm back Bachelor Nation!
Am I the only relieved that the Twins are gone? There is nothing I dislike more than girls crying about girls being bullies (on Ben's season) while ripping apart other girls. . You ARE what you're crying about.
Caila and Jared:
Okay so last night, Ashley I basically told Caila she wanted her to leave Paradise. Caila surprisingly listens because now all of a sudden she cares about Ashley says? Am I the only one confused? She dated Jared KNOWING Ashley I was obsessed with her but now she's going to listen to her? Maybe I'm as confused as Caila was when Carl asked her on a date.
So they left paradise together because Ashley I is bat shit crazy !
Ashley I:
She is the definition of crazy ex girlfriend who you really never dated or even did anything with really. She keeps claiming that there was some kind of relationship with Jared outside of paradise, but he has literally sat her down a million times to say "I don't want to be with you".
Ashley is that girl that cries her way into and out of everything. (Remember she cried her way back onto the show when she didn't get a rose?) Every one let her back on and what does she do? Run off two other cast members so SHE could enjoy paradise. Am I the only not voting for her and Wells?
And then there is the rest of the show that I'm really just not into it.. There's Nick and Jennifer who are kinda cute, but I think they just wanna go to the Boom Boom room? Her blog is to die for though! (Click HERE)
Then there is Jamie? Who?
Then there's the weird penis guy and Carly... who I'm also not rooting for...
Am I missing anyone?
Oh yeah Lauren is here to give Izzy a little bit of karma for how she dumped Vinny.
And then there's the Russian girl whose here to give Ashley I karma for.. well everything that comes out of her mouth and for running off Jared and Caila.
This episode lost me. Lace and Grant's fight reminded me of a high school relationship while Amanda and Josh reminded me of the beginning of every unhealthy relationship ever. I'm not stoked for the finale, I most likely won't tune in. My new September goal is to leave Bachelor Nation!
**Update: They just announced Nick Viall is going to be the next Bachelor and just like that I'm back Bachelor Nation!
