Ok so this is going to be short and sweet. It started with a plan, let’s have a couple of Strongbows, nice food and a bit of music. Sitting in the conservatory it was all going swimmingly. Then a knock at the door, my mum and dad. Kids are landed, in they come and have a can. A whole slab later, a pack of cigarettes (we don’t smoke!) and a rave, it’s Sunday morning. 

I opened my eyes, jumped up to check if the whole family are alive and in their beds, then I feel the pain, my elbow, hip and wrist. Apparently I fell up the stairs on the way to bed. Thank Christ this party malarkey doesn’t happen too often. I would be a bruised mess. 

Taken tablets to ease the head and am going to watch the tennis. Might open a can ha ha….. Love as always Helen xxx