There was a tall Green Creature standing in front of my bed. His big yellow gazed at me curiously. The creature waved at me.

“Come with me” said the creature quietly as he stretched out his long green arm towards me.

I grabbed his hand. Pure unfiltered darkness followed. I saw a bright white light above my head. The creatures head appeared in front of my vision.

“The fate of our species rests solely in your buttocks” said the alien as he held up a large device that looked like a dildo.

I woke up in a blur with the memory of the dream still fresh in my mind. I looked around my room. I heaved a sigh of relief when I realized I was alone.

I pressed my butt checks together when I felt a burning sensation there. Could it be? Had I been penetrated? Or was it just all in my mind?

I jumped up when I saw a dildo laying beside my bed.