So it was Tyler Hoechlin's Superman & Lois co-star, Bitsie Tulloch's Birthday... He gave her a gift... I had a jealous meltdown... Beginning to realize, there's something wrong with me... Oh well... I've always been a little... unique? Is that the word? Or is it insane?
I realized that this may be the most embarrassing post I've ever written.... the hope my family doesn't discover this blog kinda of embarrassing...
That being said, am I going to make any changes to the blog and remove the embarrassing prose?
Probably not... I like living life dangerously...
Man... I can't understand the crazy fascination I seem to have for Tyler's brooding look... Actually I can't understand the crazy fascination I have for him...
For no reason whatsoever... this bearded, hairy guy has been driving me insane...
I don't even like bearded man cause I don't like facial hair on men... Have tried to get my brother to shave for years... Clean-shaven guys is what I like to see...
I don't even like anything furry... Cats... Dogs... Tiger.. Hamsters... Why I don't own pets...
Till this fully bearded guy happened... and in other cases, I would be like ewww yuck but for some crazy reason... I find him sexy... The only hairy guy I like...
I like his scruff... and his beard.... even his hairy knuckles... Why is that hair on his arm driving me crazy?? Like why???? Why is it driving me crazy...
The guy with the 'so-born-to-play-a-werewolf hairy, even his fingers are hairy', hands...
I mean I assume that's how a werewolf's hand would be... long and hairy.... and so lovely... Sigh... you need help when you think of someone's hairy hands...
Wait... Don't go... I'm just getting started...
Trust me... It's going to get even more embarrassing from here on out...
And I say this with no shame whatsoever...
Ok maybe a little shame...
So recently, Bitsie Tulloch, Tyler Hoechlin's co-star in the Superman & Lois series, shared in her IG story that Tyler got her a gift for her Birthday...
He baked her a cake!
How sexy is that...
Nothing says sexy than a man who cooks and bakes...
And when I say sexy, I'm usually referring to the food..
Whattttt????
I'm honest.
And also a jealous 5-year-old.
Ok Ok... Just kidding.... You don't have to glare at me, Tyler...
I already feel like a creep...
Making things worse is the fact that he got her a Board Game, which to me is like the perfect gift... as I'm a Board Game nut...
Although most people would claim I'm a nut in most aspects of my life... I usually ignore them...
It's the thing I sometimes wish people would buy me for Birthdays and Christmas... So to make my dreams come true, I buy these board games for myself as a personal self-surprise gift... cause I've always been a 'make-my-own-dreams-come-true' kind of gal...
Sometimes I even act surprise with the gift I bought for myself... No, that's not weird... It's called being supportive... of oneself...
I think I read it in some self-help books...
I'm kidding... I don't read self-help books...
Hmm... Probably why I am the way I am...
Hey if Mr. Bean can be happy living his life.... so can I...
So what do I get for Birthdays and Christmas? Make-up... which I don't use... Although I'm coming to see that it could be their attempt at telling me "wear make-up, woman... "orc" is not a good look for you"....
Or I get perfumes... Which is the ultimate, “I don't know what to get you so something that smells nice is perhaps a good gift”...
Although I really hope it's not a reflection of the way I smell...
Man... I'm not winning any points with Tyler, am I?
Ok Ok... I'm a terrible person I know... Perfumes are great gifts... Especially when they're expensive they get me a scent I like... that's not too flowery or strong...
Wait... I just realized that perfumes are also my go-to gifts to people... yikes!
So "Friends". I guess the only thing I know about Friends is the theme song... And that Tyler Hoechlin's celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston... Which means I would never watch the show ever...
I ain't watching any show that has his celebrity crush... I don't even send the Full House Michelle Tanner gifs anymore in my family chat group because Ashley Olsen was also one of his celebrity crushes as a kid.... He even wrote her a love letter....
I hate love letters!
My sister and I were not allowed to watch Friends when we were young cause my mom found the jokes to be too racy for us... even if my sister and I were in our late teens at that time or maybe even in our 20s... Who knows... My mom's censorship bar is quite high...
However, from the little of Friends I sneakily watched when I was like... 30... I realized that Joey would probably be my favorite character... Probably cause I'm as smart as him... I'm also a little OCD like Monica...
I wasn't even allowed to read a Mills & Boon book till I was 21... All my schools friends were reading it... and gave them to me to read.... My mom saw the book in my hand and said "No"....
And then I turned 21, read one Mills & Boon book excitedly (when you finally get to read or watch something that was previously banned and now you're considered old enough and the ban is lifted and you're excited to indulge in the forbidden)...
But it's like finding out the truth about your childhood hero...
Read the book... found all the romance bit so boring... rolled my eyes a little at all the gooey stuff... and haven't read another Mills & Boon book since...
Now back to the issue at hand...
Am I a jealous wreck when it comes to Tyler Hoechlin???
Please bear with me while I study this hypothesis....
Why hypothesis you might say... cause I'm trying to sound smart...
Don't give me that look, Tyler... The look that says, "are you comparing your intelligence level to an ape... cause pretty sure the apes are smarter"...
Oh well... Considering that they did take over a planet so yeah I guess they are smarter...
However, I AM a smart person... although maybe some of the things I write here may not exactly support that “smart” declaration...
Like I do have difficulties setting the location on Google Map for when you want food delivered to your home... or to the home of your siblings, your uncle's family or close friends...
I can't seem to get the location right... It's so frustrating! Like how does this whole pinning thing work... Confusing as mad... cause choking my phone mad is what I become...
