On June 21, 2012, I wrote an entry called “How to Survive the Culture Shock in Argentina.” This was the 4^th entry in my blog, and I came up with it about a week after I landed in Argentina. And there’s a line I wrote in that post that sort of haunts me to this day.

It read: “But from the moment I arrived in Argentina, I started experiencing the kind of culture shock I fear may plague me for years to come.”

These words became prophetic as months turned into years, and years, and YEARS!!!!!!

I assumed that a decade was more than enough time for the hubs and I to adapt to Argentine culture.

I WAS WRONG!

So, I’m going to list a few things that still cause me to experience culture shock ten years after I moved to Argentina.

1. Not wearing masks. Many Argentines were acting like petulant kids and refusing to wear their masks at the height of the pandemic. Even when I voiced how dangerous this was, some of my Argie friends turned against me and sided with those who refused to wear masks.
2. They still don’t cover their mouths. You’d think that the health complications and death brought on by the pandemic would have taught the Argies to cover their mouths when yawning, coughing and sneezing. Sadly, it hasn’t. And while the rate of Covid infections has decreased, people should learn to cover their damn mouths to avoid spreading their nasty germs. It’s a simple courtesy.
3. They gossip outside other people’s homes. There’s nothing I hate more than listening to a group of 3 to 6 Argies standing outside my front door or window gossiping the day away. They’re loud and obnoxious, and when I tell them to leave, they look at me like I’m the jerk. What a f*cking liberty!
4. They park in front of other people’s houses and are NOISY! Look! I get it. They see an empty space and need a place to park. There’s nothing I can do about that. But they have their entire family congregating outside. I’m talking anywhere from their grandparents to their significant others. Oh, and their annoying kids are also present making an insane amount of noise.
5. They throw their Trash in our trash bin! Unlike the States, we can’t buy a trash can to put out on trash day. The Argies would steal it in a second. So, like most people here, we have a basket on top of a pole outside our house that we use to throw our trash away. Unfortunately, I can’t throw my trash away half the time because the neighbors are using my bin to throw their sh*t away! Soiled diapers! Beer cans! Half-eaten fast-food items! You name it! And they don’t even bother to place their trash inside a bag. I’m like… you have your own trash basket. Why do you need to use mine? I sometimes find myself having to throw whatever they put in the basket on the ground so I can put my trash bags in.
6. Neighbors think we’re bad-mannered. This one connects with number 5 on this list. I recently caught one of the neighbors that was throwing stuff in my trash bin and confronted her about it. Alright! I admit, I could have handled it a bit better but I was pissed. Long story short: according to her, I was the bad-mannered one. I’m like “B*tch! You and your loser family have been dumping your crap in front of my house and spray-painting my walls, but I’m the one with bad manners?” She didn’t even own up to what she had done.
7. They have their car radio on way too loud! The same trashy neighbors that park their trashy cars in front of my house also blast their radios. They don’t care if it’s 9 in the morning or midnight.
8. Don’t Bank on the cops doing sh*t about the noise complaint. But in the rare event that they do, they let the neighbor you ratted on know who you are and where you live. Don’t expect anonymity from the local law enforcement.
9. Utility Services (i.e. electricity, water, etc) works some of the time. I’ve given up on the possibility that the Argies will ever provide their customers with reliable services. The lights cut out when you need them the most. The water cuts out if you use too much of it during the day. The internet service suffers from micro-cuts.
10. The cost of things in Argentina has gotten worse! Over the years, I’ve only seen the Argentine economy get worse. The inflation is almost at 100 percent. So, obviously, things that used to cost 20 pesos are now over 1000 pesos. Utility expenses also rise practically every month.
11. Argentine logic when it comes to holidays is baffling! The Argies were outraged when the government shut businesses down during the quarantine in 2020 and again in 2021. They argued that this stopped them from earning a steady income. But since 2022, the Argies been taking holidays left and right. Some of the holidays are total bullsh*t (like giving everyone the day off because some rando tried to pop off the Argentine vice-president). Then they justify the need to take time off on social media, claiming they have to recharge. I’m like “F*ckers! You had two years off! You spent that time complaining that you couldn’t reopen your business. And now you want a mental holiday? Give me a break!”
12. Bank employees are still massive d*cks! During the pandemic, customers had to get an online appointment to speak with someone at their bank. I normally avoid Argentine banks because they suck, but on two separate occasions, I had no choice. So, when I got to my bank, I had to get in line to go in. The online appointment was irrelevant according to the jerk security officer. He told me that the bank saw customers on a first come, first serve basis. Over the next hour, the security guard asked those waiting in line questions that ultimately disqualified them from going into the bank. Some of these questions were about whether the customer was withdrawing less than 30,000 Argentine pesos from the live teller (the limit is 80,000 pesos now). Those that didn’t have that much in their account, were told to leave. Other customers were disqualified for not having the right paperwork and whatnot. I get that banks here have their own way of doing things, but it’s the way that they treat their customers. Honestly, I imagine that this is how officers treat prisoners in a penitentiary. While I’ve never been to the Penn, I did serve 12 years in the Dade County Public School System in Florida, which is just as bad.

I’ve found that complaining about these things to an Argie is pointless because they tend to get very defensive. I guess I’d feel the same way if our positions were reversed.

Luckily, I found an amazing group on Facebook called Grumpy Expats, which allows me to vent about anything that I want without judgement. In some cases, the other expats offer words of comfort as well as advice. Is this a solution to the debilitating culture shock I continue to experience? No. But it does helps me to cope with it.