Itchy Nose…
My nose has an itch,
it’s been there for a while.
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I know I could scratch it,
but I’ve not much going on.
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So I might as well experiment,
see what else I can do.
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I’ve tried a nose wriggle,
like her from Betwitched.
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The itch still remains,
but I’ve turned into a frog.
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Indulged in some hopping,
to try and shake it off.
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But my nose is still itching,
and now I feel a bit sick.