A Sunny DAY IN THE UNITED KINGDOM…

The sun is out,

it may not last.

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Correction.

It will not last.

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We need to make the most of it!

Let’s go to the shops.

Buy all their meat,

have a barbecue.

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Don’t forget the booze,

make sure there’s enough.

There’ll be two of us drinking,

we don’t want to run out

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Six hundred cans of lager,

a case of premium cider.

Fourteen bottles of wine,

some whiskey and tequila.

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Get the kids some crisps,

a can of Coke to share.

Buy them a colouring book,

so they don’t get in our way.

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We’ll drink and eat until sundown,

then eat and drink some more.

There’ll be a row with the neighbours,

who think we’re being too loud.

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Eventually we’ll go to bed,

the garden will look like a bomb site.

We’ll clear it up in the morning,

where the forecast is for heavy rain.

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