SEX…

I last had sex in 1984.

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Wham topped the charts,

with ‘Wake Me Up Before You Go Go’.

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To my regret,

I didn’t.

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I just went went.

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Bad form,

I know.

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Anyway,

that was the last time.

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Can’t say I miss it.

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Played havoc with my ankles,

gave me a lazy eye,

a nervous twitch,

and tennis elbow.

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I may make a comeback though.

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In 2024,

to celebrate forty years without.

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Or I might just have a cup of tea,

a chocolate biscuit,

and an early night.

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Alone.

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To be confirmed.

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