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500+ WhatsApp Status Funny, Cute and Love Quotes in English

Whatsapp is one of the most useful applications for a quick conversation, photo sharing, file transfer or express own thoughts via Whatsapp Status. Having a thoughtful status on Whatsapp is very important as we can express what we have in mind. Shows our views, deep thoughts through Whatsapp status. I have seen that business-minded people Love to keep quotes of famous people on their status. Students who in the age of life’s most important phase where love, attraction, poetry skill, breakup are common things that happens. They express their feeling to someone via Whatsapp status. I guess this is the best way to show the feeling without telling a single word.

We have a list of status, you can find the best Whatsapp status for you

Love Status for WhatsApp

You have someone very loving and want to show your love feelings without sending a text. Then Putting a love status can be one of the cutest ways to show your love to your loved one.

Love Status for WhatsApp

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.”

“I never really believed in magic until I saw you for the very first time.”

“I don’t like waiting, I’m so impatient. But I’ll wait forever, as long as I end up with u.”

“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.”

“There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.”

“Can I borrow a kiss…I promise I’ll give it back.”

“Do The Math. Me+You= Love.”

“I Love Things That Makes You Happy.”

“I Fell in Love with The Way You Touched Me Without Using Your Hands.”

“Calling Me Cure Is Nice. Calling Me Hot Is Great but Calling Me Yours Is All I Want.”

“I’D Like To Run Away From You, But If You Didn’t Come And Find Me…….. I Would Die.”

“Love Has No Age No Limit & No Death. ”

“Every moment I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true. ”

“I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It for Me? ”

“Everyone says you fall in love only ones, but I fall daily with the same person.”

“I love you not only for what you’re but for what it’s when I’m with you.”

“I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go. ”

“Missing someone+No text from ’em = Worst feeling. “

Love Status for WhatsApp

“I am so blind in love with you that I love even the most stupid thing you do. ”

“Girls generally drool over hot guys, but they eventually fall in love with funny guys that make them laugh. ”

“I fell in love with you, not for how you look, just for who you are.”

“Why does life keeps teaching me lessons that I’ve no desire to learn? ”

“It’s better to be lonely than to be played by wrong people.”

“Love seems like the best thing that happened to me because it’s you.”

“Hurt me with a truth, don’t comfort me with a lie.”

“The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.”

“If you Speak the truth you _don’t have to remember anything.”

“Always Be happy that when others look at you they also become happy too!! ”

“You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.”

“Come live in my heart and pay no rent.”

“He’S Annoying, He’S Hilarious, He Makes Me Yell, He Drives Me Crazy, He’S Out of His Mind But He’S Everything I Want.”

“True Loves Never Dies. Its Only Get Stronger with Time.”

“I Like to When You Smile. But I Love It When I’M The Reason.”

“If love was a storybook, we’d meet on the very first page.”

“I could spend hours looking at you and your smile.”

“I Love How You Keep Smiling for Me Even When You Tired or Unhappy. That Is What I Call True Love.”

Love Status for WhatsApp

“Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has lots of money.”

“Love means two minds without a single thought. ”

“I can make one promise to you: I will always love you more than any other person who enters your life.”

“Come live in my heart and pay no rent.”

“Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust.”

“I fell for you, but u didn’t catch me.”

“It’s easy to cry when u realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.”

“It’s better to be lonely then, to be played by Bad people.”

“Did I change or did u just stop loving me? ”

“If our love is true, it will always find a way.”

“One of the greatest challenges in life is removing someone you used to love from your heart.”

“If you will only love me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.”

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all once.”

“People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges. ”

“There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You. ”

“The Best Thing Is When You Look at Her & She Is Already Starring.”

“I Want You. All of You. Your Flaws. Your Mistakes. Your Imperfections. I Want You & Only You.”

“Your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me.”

Also read: You Can Use These 15 Poetry Lines By E E Cummings While Writing For Your Loved Ones

Cute Whatsapp Status

When words can explain the cuteness of your partner then choose any of the following cute Whatsapp statuses and put on your status.

Cute Whatsapp Status

I am more concerned about your happiness, because I care about you more.

You’re the best thing that happened to me and I mean it really.

A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.

Love is magical and it gives you the strength to head and transform your paint.

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.

I fell in love with you, not for how you look, just for who you are.

The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.

If you Speak the truth you _don’t have to remember anything.??

Always Be happy that when others look at you they also become happy too!!

Not forget someone, who gave you so much to remember…

Family is the most important thing in the world _who can help us choose right path…

Treating a girl like a Princess is the best feeling the girl could ever feel.

I don’t want a relation where people say they look so cute together. I need a relation where people say, Look how happy they are together.

I miss that cute and naughty smile which you used to give me.

Cute Whatsapp Status

I am a broken crayon…!!! But I can still fill your life with colour..!!

Why in every love story mom agrees and dad disagree ? Because mom knows what love is and dad knows what boys are

Dont wait for the perfect moment,take a moment and make it perfect

Always Remember you are BRAVER than you believe, STRONGER than you seem, SMARTER than you think & TWICE AS BEAUTIFUL as you’d ever imagined.

No you’ll never be alone when darkness comes, I’ll light the Night with Stars Hear my Whispers in the dark !!

When everything is going right in life, then go left just for fun!

When the angels ask me when I’m dead what I most loved in my life, I’ll say only you.

Every time you text me my cheeks hurt from smiling!

Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side and that’s where it shouldn’t be.

Love isn’t complicated, people are and they complicate life for themselves.

Your cute smiling face is all I need to battle all struggles in my life, it makes my day.

You know you’re in love with the right person when you see the world in her eyes and her everywhere in the world.

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is my goal in life

People asked how important you were to me, I smiled and replied like oxygen is to the body.

Cute Whatsapp Status

The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers but are actually the best friends you’ve always meant to be.

Being someone’s first love may be great but to be their last is whats really important.

The worlds happiest aren’t those two people who have the most in common. They understand each other perfectly.

I promise you no one will ever love you like I have loved you.

Without you I’m nothing. With you, I’m a manifestation of the universe.

Don’t marry someone you can just live with. Marry the person who cannot live without and want to be with forever.

You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I’m with you!

Some love one, some love two. I love one – the one and only, you.

Every morning would be perfect if I woke up to see your face.

Often I catch myself smiling for no reason, then I realize I am always thinking of you.

I think our love can move mountains.

A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, just always with the same person.

When I’m looking sad, don’t wait around, just kiss me!

Also read: 16 Famous Quotes By Lord Krishna That Teach Real Meaning of Life

Whatsapp Jokes

We have a list of funny jokes for you. Add them to your Whatsapp status or send directly to your friends.

Whatsapp Jokes

Adam goes to the Lord.

Adam: “Can I ask you a question?”

God: “Yes, my son.”

Adam: “Why did you make Eve so beautiful?”

God: “So you could love her.”

Adam: “Well, why did you make her so stupid?”

God: “So she could love you.”

Why do dwarfs laugh when playing soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

How do you know when a politician is telling lies?

He moves his lips.

Two friends walk into a bar.

Paul: “What are you having?”

John: “The same as you.”

Paul:  “Then two coffees.”

John: “Two coffees for me too then.”

Do you ever just stare at
an incoming call as your phone rings,
waiting for it to Hang up so you can continue using your phone???

Whatsapp Jokes

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?”
Me: “Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening.”

Mom, how come I still didn’t get my period? I mean I’m already 19 and Janet got hers when she was just 13!”
“Listen to me, Brian, you’re NOT getting a period ever!”

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or $ 300.
Santa: I think I’ll take the money.

Whatsapp Jokes

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says “The Titanic is syncing.”

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

Also read: 15 Quotes About Mothers That Will Melt Your Heart Away

Funny Whatsapp Status

The funny status will let your friend the funny side of your personality. They will get to know your sense of humor.

Funny Whatsapp Status

Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

The world could be amazing when you are slightly strange.

My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.

The new way of forgetting your past is deleting your chats.

Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.

My teacher today gave a 45-minute speech about not wasting time.

3 horrible things in life: 1) Slow Internet. 2) Slow Internet. 3) Slow Internet.

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You are one of them.

Faces you make on the toilet: (o_o), (>_

Taking your ex back is like going to the junkyard and buying back your own crap.

When a bird hits your windshield, have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?

I don’t know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.

One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen the feature.

I work out every day I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30-day trial has gone.

I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.

Don’t use the bathroom in your dream, It’s a setup.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had a low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger.

Girls are like police. Even when they get a hold of all the evidence, they still want to hear the truth from you.

My phone is in airplane mode; WTF it’s not flying!

Funny Whatsapp Status

Teamwork is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.

Life is beautiful. from Friday to Monday.

Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones.

Installing love… 44%. Installation failed. Error 404: install money first.

The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.

My Internet is down today. I think my neighbour forgot to pay the bill. They are irresponsible.

Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

I need a good Wi-Fi & Wife.

I used to like my neighbours until they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.

I was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk.

I want my wallet to come with free refills.

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

Try to say the letter M without your lips touching.

Unicorns do exist. They’re just fat and grey and we call them Rhinos.

Don’t kiss near your house, Love is blind, but the neighbours are not.

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife? Only shops!

Funny Whatsapp Status

Someone asked me, what’s your relationship status? I replied, still looking for a FREE Wi-Fi connection!

Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed?

Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police.

I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

One simple Math rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.

Always wear cute panamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys!

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.

If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart.

Time Is Precious. Waste It Wisely.

I’M Great in Bed. I Can Sleep for Days.

Lazy Rule: Can’T Reach It. Don’T Need It.

Nobody Texts Faster Than a Pissed Off Female.

With Great Power Comes Great Electricity Bill.

Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.

Life Is Full Of Questions. Idiots Are Full Of Answers.

Kiss Me If I’M Wrong But Dinosaurs Still Exist Right ?

If Women Could Read Minds, Every Second Man Will Get Slapped.

You Don’T Have To Be Crazy To Hang Out With Me. I’Ll Train You.

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Cool Whatsapp Status

Do you know, Girls like those boys who are cool minded and have jolly nature? You can select any of these cool statuses to impress your crush.

Cool Whatsapp Status

I don’t have an Attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

I hate math, but I love counting money.

We all are born to die, don’t feel more special than me.

I don’t care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.

Genius By Birth, Evil By Choice.

I Love My Haters, They Make Me Famous.

I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

Cool Whatsapp Status

Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.

I’M So Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.

All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.

I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.

A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.

If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.

Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!

I’m in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.

I need Google in my brain.

I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.

Cool Whatsapp Status

I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.

Before You Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.

Never Accept To Be Anyone’S Second Choice.

Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.

Put Me Second And I’Ll Make You Nonexistent.

I Salute All My Hater With My Middle Finger.

Be Yourself; Everyone Else Is Already Taken.

Nowadays, “Cool” Means- “I Really Don’T Care.”

Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice.

I Am So Single That For Me Gf Means Grandfather.

Cool Whatsapp Status

I An Not Lazy, I Am Just On My Energy Saving Mode.

God Is Really Creative, I Mean…Just Look At Me!!!

I’M The Guy, U Will Hate Nd Your Sisters Will Date.

Sugar Factories Are Situated Under Girls Fb Statuses.

I Tried To Be Normal. Worst Two Minutes Of My Life.

Unlike protons, I don’t deal with negativity.

You cant be bestfriends without insulting each other.

Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a day dream.

I stepped on a corn flake today, so i’m a cereal killer now.

Walk, like you are the king. Or Walk, like you don’t care who is the king.

Also read: 5 Parts Of Your Personal Life You Need To Keep For Yourself

Attitude WhatsApp Status

The best attitude statuses are the best way to show your strength to your haters. Your Attitude is the reflection of your personality. Show your haters that you don’t care about their opinions about you. Show them you are strong enough.

Attitude WhatsApp Status

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!

My attitude based on how u treat me.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT !!

Please don’t get confused between my personality and my attitude.

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

My attitude is based on how you treat me.

I’m cool but global warming made me hot.

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.

If you don’t like my attitude then stop talking to me.

When I’m good I’m best , when I’m bad I’m worst.

Attitude WhatsApp Status

I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.

Life will give u exactly what you need, not what you want.

Yeah U – The one reading my status, Get Lost!

Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.

I didn’t change, I just grew up. You should try it once.

Enjoy life. It comes with expiry date.

I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you cant go anywhere until you change it.

I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire, you can’t go anywhere until you change it.

Excellence is not a skill, it is an attitude.

The quickest way to double your money is to FOLD it in half and put it back in your pocket.

I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.

Attitude WhatsApp Status

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’.. It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things, people say you can’t.

Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.

If you are bad then call me your dad.

I’m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand.

Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.

I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.

U left me hanging, so I’ll leave u guessing.

Don’t follow ur dreams, follow me.

Strength & growth come only through continuous effort & struggle.

I’m the greatest, I said that even before I was.

Eagles come in all shapes & sizes, but u will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes.

Attitude WhatsApp Status

Only I can change my life. No one will be able to do it for me.

Attitude is everything, so pick up a good one.

Treat me like a game, & I’ll show u how it’s played.

I’m going to stand outside. So if anyone asks tell them: I’m outstanding.

If u show me u don’t give a fuck, I’ll show u that I’m better at it.

Be as picky with men, as u are with selfies.

Have u ever seen a hater doing better than u? Me neither.

A positive mental attitude asks: “How can it be done?” instead of replying “It can’t be done”.

I have an ATTITUDE that is beyond your LEVEL.

Never interrupt me when I’m trying to ignore u.

Being in a Range Rover is better than being in a relationship.

I’m only responsible for what I say not for what u understand.

Struggle until ur haters ask: when you’re hiring?

Attitude WhatsApp Status

Attitude is everything, try picking a good one.

Character is the result of two things: mental attitude & the way u spend ur time.

I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.

If someone is dumb enough to walk away from u, be smart enough to let them go.

Attitude determines the altitude of life.

Work until one day ur signature turns to an autograph.

Attitude is like pregnancy: Ur efforts to hide it will go in vain.

What they call u is one thing. What u answer reflects ur attitude.

Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down. EVER.

When people ask what I do. I say whatever it takes.

You’re lucky if u found a person compatible with ur nonsense attitude.

If someone tells you that you are ugly.. well, just be nice and say.. excuse me.. I’M NOT YOUR MIRROR..

Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.

If attitude kills…. I am the weapon of mass destruction…..

Also read: 5 Things That Girls Desperately Want To Hear If They Are Plus Size

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