What answers on Quora are so short they could have been tweets? by @vivekmehta2612
Answer by Vivek Mehta:
I would nominate User‘s answers. Most of his answers are indeed one liners, and he himself once joked somewhere that this is a result of his excessive tweeting habits.
Here are some samples (Note that these are just a few recent answers):
Q. What’s the Worst way to learn programming?
A. Reading a lot of programming books and never touching the keyboard.Q. How do I drive a car while I’m drunk?
A. Look for a car that’s yellow and has a light on the roof. Wave at it. Get in the back seat when it stops and tell the driver the address of the place you want to go.Q. Is Boo the dog a feminist?
A. No. He’s a dog.Q. Why developers name new languages after existing names, like JavaScript after Java, Python after Monty Python?
A. You gotta name them something.Q. Is knowing the girl you love is with someone else the worst feeling in the world?
A. I hear that stage IV bone cancer is pretty bad.EDIT: Okay, since people are enjoying this, I am adding more of these.
Q. What is courage?
A. It’s not the opposite of fear, that’s a common misconception. It’s doing what you know is best even though you’re afraid.Q. How many men must a girl have sex with before she can be properly referred to as a ‘slut’?
A. The number depends on how big a misogynist one is.Q. How would you describe the human race to an alien?
A. “Short term clever, long term idiotic.”Q. When do you know that you’ve been coding too much?
A. When you try to talk to another human and have trouble with the syntax of your native language.Q. Why doesn’t the USA buy Canada and Mexico to make a North American Union?
A. Who said Canada and Mexico are for sale?Q. “Behind every successful man there is a woman.” Is it truth or myth?
A. It’s not precisely true and a bit sexist. I’d say “Behind every successful person, there are people who support them.”Q. You are invited to an intimate family dinner by a close friend. Then you realize the hosts have a tradition of praying before dinner. For an atheist, what would be the best etiquette in such a situation?
A. Bow your head and keep your mouth shut. Not everything is about you.
What answers on Quora are so short they could have been tweets?
